PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fred Flintstone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thomas Hearns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hearns has chosen Black Eyed Bruiser as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Thomas Hearns has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Flintstone
vs
Hearns

190 cm
30
240 lbs
15 - 12 - 0

204 cm
28
275 lbs
12 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

Crippler\'s Corner
Fury Nutrition Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fred Flintstone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Thomas Hearns!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Flintstone.
Flintstone throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hearns.
Flintstone sizes up Hearns with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Hearns feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Flintstone's calf.
Hearns misses with the combination.
Flintstone fails to land the takedown.
Hearns misses with a wild combination.
Hearns circles away from the clinch attempt.
A shot to the liver by Flintstone. Beautiful body shot.
Hearns throws a nice looking combination but Flintstone bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Flintstone fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Hearns checks it well.
Hearns thuds a left hand into Flintstone's body.
Good leg kick by Hearns there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Flintstone throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Flintstone walks into a stiff left hand from Hearns.

Hearns closes the distance and clinches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Flintstone.
Flintstone lands a body punch in the clinch.
Flintstone tries for a takedown but Hearns manages to get underhooks.
Flintstone is looking to control Hearns's arms but Hearns gets an underhook and turns him. Now Flintstone has his back to the cage.
Flintstone lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Hearns breaks from the clinch.
Hearns looks for the body kick but Flintstone saw that one coming.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Flintstone lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Hearns has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Hearns and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Hearns lands with a hook. Flintstone tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Flintstone rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hearns counters with a stiff right hand.

Flintstone is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hearns throws a pinpoint strike between Flintstone's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Flintstone crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and Hearns scores a great knockout victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Thomas Hearns!
Thomas Hearns gave a mention to Crippler's Corner in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).