PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eli Bernstein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mana Sato (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mana Sato was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Bernstein
vs
Sato

190 cm
21
250 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

195 cm
27
285 lbs
15 - 17 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Very strong

Good wrestler
Brawler
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eli Bernstein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mana Sato!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Shirou Masuda and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bernstein connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Sato's hands.
Sato fails with an attempt to clinch.

Bernstein lands a left and a right that send Sato crashing to the mat, dazed. Bernstein thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Mana Sato has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bernstein connects with a leg kick. Sato looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Sato is starting to get sloppy and is letting his hands down. Bernstein just took advantage and landed a stinging jab. Oh! Now a right hook, right on the button! Sato has gone limp and this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Eli Bernstein!
Eli Bernstein decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.