PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Michael Jordan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jose Jesus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jordan comes into the arena with Gangnam Style blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Jordan
vs
Jesus

195 cm
28
175 lbs
5 - 7 - 0

180 cm
22
175 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Michael Jordan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jose Jesus!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jesus tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Jordan connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Jesus fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Jordan sprawls well initially but Jesus persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Jordan avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Jesus.

Jesus seems to be looking for submissions.

Jesus is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Jordan is just riding it out for now. Jesus eventually gives up the hold.
Jordan on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Jordan tries to roll over but Jesus keeps him under control.
Jesus wants to control but Jordan is keeping him busy.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jordan actively working from the bottom here.
Jesus not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

Jesus seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Jordan is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Jose Jesus!
A very excited looking Jose Jesus rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.