PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between TooOld DoNotWant (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zombo Axe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zombo Axe told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

DoNotWant
vs
Axe

200 cm
24
250 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

180 cm
27
255 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Good knees
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, TooOld DoNotWant!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Zombo Axe!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Summer Carpenter and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts DoNotWant, as that shot connected.
Nice sprawl there from DoNotWant as Axe shoots in.
DoNotWant throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Axe.

It looks like Zombo Axe has been cut.

Axe clinches up with DoNotWant and pushes him back against the cage.
Axe taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
DoNotWant with an attempt at a knee that misses.
DoNotWant throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Axe blocks it with crossed arms.
DoNotWant misses with a knee to the head.
DoNotWant scores with a knee to the head.
Axe misses with a short punch on the inside.
DoNotWant tries to land a knee to the head but Axe blocks with his arms.
DoNotWant blocks an uppercut.
DoNotWant using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Axe has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
DoNotWant trying to land knees to the body.
DoNotWant tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Axe blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Axe using the Thai plumb to throw knees but DoNotWant has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
DoNotWant is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Axe is defending well for now.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Axe takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. DoNotWant obliges.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
DoNotWant landing knees to the head.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by DoNotWant as Axe tries to tie him up.
DoNotWant with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
DoNotWant cracks Axe on the chin with a massive knee! He's been separated from consciousness before he even hits the floor! Absolutely fantastic knee and a brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). TooOld DoNotWant!