PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between TheNewYork Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Mir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). TheNewYork Dumbass has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Dumbass
vs
Mir

187 cm
19
273 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
270 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, TheNewYork Dumbass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Frank Mir!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Chris Downing and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Mir shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Dumbass's guard.
Mir throwing strikes but missing.

Mir is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Dumbass knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Mir on the ground.
Mir throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

Mir drops back looking for a leg! Dumbass is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Dumbass manages to kick Mir off! Mir jumps back into Dumbass's guard.

Mir is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mir throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Dumbass works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

Mir drops back looking for a leg! Dumbass is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Dumbass manages to kick Mir off! Mir jumps back into Dumbass's guard.
Mir slips nicely into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dumbass keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Mir sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Dumbass defending well though.
Mir missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

Mir is trying to work for a kimura but Dumbass is defending well.

Mir is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mir missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Mir not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Mir thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Dumbass's head.
Mir throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

Mir is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Dumbass has managed to free his arm - good work.
Mir missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mir working over Dumbass with some ground and pound. Dumbass looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Dumbass could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.

Mir is working for a submission of some sort.

Mir is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mir thows a huge punch but Dumbass dodges it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Frank Mir dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Dumbass stuffs the takedown.
Mir tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Dumbass swivels and escapes.
Mir changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Dumbass tries to avoid it but Mir manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Dumbass to the ground. Dumbass escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
TheNewYork Dumbass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Frank Mir.
Mir changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Dumbass tries to avoid it but Mir manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Dumbass to the ground. Dumbass escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Dumbass stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Dumbass wants it to stay on the feet.
Mir takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Mir tries for a takedown but Dumbass sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Dumbass tests Mir's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Mir fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Mir is breathing heavily.
Dumbass stuffs the takedown.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Mir shoots in for a takedown and gets it.

Mir is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Dumbass doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Mir.

Mir is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Dumbass is just riding it out for now. Mir eventually gives up the hold.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Mir is working for a submission of some sort.

Mir is looking for a kimura here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Mir is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Dumbass defends it well.

Mir is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

Mir wants to work for an arm triangle but Dumbass is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Mir is working for a kimura but Dumbass is defending it quite comfortably.
Dumbass blocking the ground and pound attempt from Mir.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dumbass is trying to control but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Frank Mir showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Dumbass defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Mir.
Dumbass slaps away a takedown attempt from Mir, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Mir misses with a takedown
and Dumbass connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
TheNewYork Dumbass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Frank Mir.
Mir is trying hard to land a takedown here. Dumbass sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Mir fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Mir fails with a takedown attempt.
Dumbass lands a glancing blow to the side of Mir's head.
Frank Mir seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mir takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Mir takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Mir fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dumbass fails with an attempt to clinch.
Mir leaves Dumbass with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

Dumbass clinches with his opponent.
Dumbass lands a body punch.
Dumbass working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dumbass working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short body shot lands from Dumbass as the two fighters clinch.
Dumbass lands a right hand.
Dumbass lands a nice uppercut.
Dumbass lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mir backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dumbass.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dumbass lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dumbass lands with a light punch inside.
A shot in the inside from Dumbass.
Dumbass lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dumbass lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dumbass looking to throw knees to the head but Mir is blocking nicely.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dumbass creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A right handed body shot lands from Dumbass.
A shot in the inside from Dumbass.
Dumbass tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Mir avoids it.
Dumbass slowing the pace effectively.
Dumbass lands a left hand.
Dumbass throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mirs head.
Dumbass stops a takedown attempt from Mir.
Dumbass stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dumbass lands a left hand that snaps the head of Mir backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dumbass scores with a shoulder strike.
Dumbass lands with a left to the head.
Dumbass makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dumbass lands a right hand.
Dumbass lands a hook to the side of the head.

Mir is rocked!
Dumbass lands a nice uppercut.
Mir is still on wobbly legs! Can Dumbass finish him?
A shot in the inside from Dumbass.
TheNewYork Dumbass has scored more points in the clinch so far.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dumbass.
Dumbass lands a hook that snaps the head of Mir backwards.
Dumbass lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mir backwards.
Dumbass slowing the pace effectively.
Dumbass creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Mir with a big uppercut! Mir tries to clinch up but Dumbass pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Mir to the mat! Mir covers up and Dumbass unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). TheNewYork Dumbass!