PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ting Yan Wang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slopey Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wang's entrance music is Minority - Green Day. A fine choice. Smith has chosen Jawga Boyz - Rollin Like A Redneck as his entrance music. Ting Yan Wang could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Slopey Smith's chin.

Yan Wang
vs
Smith

185 cm
30
195 lbs
24 - 12 - 1

184 cm
30
185 lbs
18 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Hardcore Nutrition
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 12 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ting Yan Wang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Slopey Smith!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Anni Minnemäki and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith is looking to land body kicks.
Smith finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Wang chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A slow jab from Wang misses its intended target.
Smith chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Wang digs a good hook to Smith's body.
Smith misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Smith throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A shot to the body from Wang misses
and Smith counters with a nice uppercut.

Smith looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Smith is thwarting Wang's attempts to control the position.
Wang wants to get back to full guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Smith is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Wang has managed to free his arm - good work.
Smith throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wang taking some punishment here, with Smith in his half guard.
Smith lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Smith is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Wang is in all sorts of trouble here.
Wang takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Smith landing strikes, looking to finish!
Wang working to try and regain half guard.
Smith dominating with strikes here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Smith pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Wang is bucking up trying to escape but Smith cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

Wang is rocked!
Wang is trying to escape the mount.
Oh Wang is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Smith lands a heavy shot. That's hurt Wang! Smith sees the opportunity and turns up the heat - strike after strike land to the defenseless Wang and the ref dives in to save him! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Slopey Smith!
Post fight, an emotional Slopey Smith said 'Hey y'all! Slopey here! Well I guess y'all already know that since this is not a telephone but a microphone you know... Soooo, luckily I won as I was promised a trip to a redneck amusement park if I won you know! And I won! You know.'.