PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Love Cawk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lebron James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cawk's entrance music is Haddaway - What Is Love. A fine choice. Lebron James will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Cawk
vs
James

225 cm
25
275 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

203 cm
18
250 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Love Cawk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lebron James!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Daniel Franklin and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
James tries a head kick but it misses.
James misses with a hook.
Cawk misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
James slips a jab from Cawk.
Cawk looks for a takedown but James sprawls well.
Cawk slips under a jab.
Cawk swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cawk misses with a few strikes there.
A jab from Cawk misses.
Cawk fakes high and swings low for a body shot but James manages to avoid it.
Some wild striking there from Cawk.
James tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cawk was well out of range. Poor timing from James.
James takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
James misses with an uppercut. Cawk saw that one coming.
Cawk throws a combination but it was largely blocked by James.
Cawk ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
James rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cawk moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cawk takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
James tries a head kick but it misses.
Cawk checks a low kick from James.
James throws a head kick that misses.
Cawk ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Cawk throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent James stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A left lands for Cawk.
Cawk cracks James with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

It looks like Lebron James has been cut.
Cawk is breathing heavily.
James swings and misses with a hook to the body.
James misses with a wild body shot.

Cawk lands a left and a right that send James crashing to the mat, dazed. Cawk thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

James is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A bone on bone clash there as Cawk blocks the leg kick.
Some wild striking there from Cawk.
James tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
James throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cawk lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but James circles away quickly and effectively.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cawk misses with a double jab.
James lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cawk circles away quickly and effectively.
Cawk avoids a kick to the body.
James misses with an attempted mid kick.
No joy there for James, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Cawk takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
James connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Cawk misses with a body shot.
James looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Lebron James is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cawk missing with a left hand there. James was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
James throws the kick towards the body but Cawk avoids it.
Cawk slips under a jab.
James uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
James throws a right hand that Cawk ducks under and follows up with a left that Cawk also avoids with ease.
James throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cawk lands with a nice combination. James backs away looking to recover.
Cawk throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
James uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Cawk really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Cawk avoids the head kick by James.
A bone on bone clash there as Cawk blocks the leg kick.
Cawk throws a series of punches but James moves out of range.
James tests Cawk's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cawk moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
James looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
James misses with a straight right.
James lands a jab to the head.
James misses with a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cawk throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Cawk takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A punch combination from James misses.
Cawk misses with a two punch combination.
Cawk misses with a hook to the body

and James counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by James.
James effectively controlling the action here.
Cawk wants a takedown but no success here.
James keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Cawk's efforts to push away.
James throws an elbow but it misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
James wants to break the clinch but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Love Cawk dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lebron James's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Cawk looks to land a right hand but James moved out of range.
James lands a body shot.
Cawk throws a right hand that James ducks under and follows up with a left that James also avoids with ease.
James throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cawk stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Cawk swinging wildly here.
Love Cawk seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cawk throws a right and a left that both miss.
James throws a leg kick but Cawk moved away.
James swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
James looks to score with a jab to the body but Cawk is just out of range.
Cawk throws a looping overhand right but James ducks down to avoid it.
James throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
James pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Cawk back to the cage. James follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
James throws the left hand but Cawk avoids the punch easily.
Good work by Cawk as he checks the leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cawk avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A big right from Cawk misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cawk misses with a two punch combination.
James stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and James wants it to stay on the feet.
James throws a right hand that Cawk ducks under and follows up with a left that Cawk also avoids with ease.
Cawk walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
James throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Love Cawk is winning the standup battle so far.
James tries a head kick but it misses.
James fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cawk manages to avoid it.
Jab from James.
James tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
James scores with a hook to the body. Cawk takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
James ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cawk blocks a head kick by James.
Cawk fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
James swings for the body but Cawk moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cawk misses with a few strikes there.
James looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cawk lands with an uppercut that bounces James off the cage and back into range.
James thows a body shot but no joy.
James misses with a double jab.
James tries to score with a low kick but Cawk moves his leg out of the way.
James misses with a body kick.
James throws a right and a left that Cawk avoids nicely.
Cawk throws a nice looking combination but James bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
James throws a series of punches but Cawk moves out of range.
James scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Cawk doesn't seem bothered though.
James misses with a straight right.
Cawk misses with a right hand
and James counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cawk throws a right and a left that James avoids nicely.
James uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cawk.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
James showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cawk.
Some wild striking there from James.
James misses with a body kick.
Cawk connects with a crisp jab.
James tries to bum rush Cawk with a series of wild strikes but Cawk uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
James takes one to the chin there.
Cawk throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
James scores with a hook.
James throws a right and a left that Cawk avoids nicely.
James uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cawk.
Cawk rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but James moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
James fails to land with a series of punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cawk fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cawk rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but James moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Love Cawk is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cawk thows a left - swing and a miss!
James throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cawk punishes James's body with a nice straight punch.
James throws a hook but Cawk blocks it.
Cawk misses with a hook. James ducked under it nicely.
Cawk throws a nice looking combination but James bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Cawk throws a right hand that James ducks under and follows up with a left that James also avoids with ease.
James scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
James throws a sloppy head kick and Cawk moves out of range easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
James throws a series of punches but Cawk moves out of range.
Cawk lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Cawk scores with the left hand. James knows he should have avoided that one.
James throws a jab when Cawk was well out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lebron James showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Lebron James's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!

Cawk misses with a looping right.
Sloppy strikes from Cawk. Those never looked like landing.
James looks to score with a jab to the body but Cawk is just out of range.
Cawk keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cawk darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Cawk slips under a jab from James.
Cawk throws a series of punches but James moves out of range.
James pulls out of a head kick attempt.
James throws a head kick but Cawk moves out of range.
James throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Some wild striking there from Cawk.
Cawk misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from James.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cawk throws a series of punches but James avoids them all with ease.
Cawk lands with a hook. James tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
James rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cawk moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
James fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cawk walks into a straight right hand from James.
Cawk throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
James jabs Cawk to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A nice combination there by James.
Cawk throws a right and a left that both miss.
James throws a sloppy head kick and Cawk moves out of range easily.
James throws a head kick that misses.
Cawk checks the leg kick.
James throws a right hand that Cawk ducks under and follows up with a left that Cawk also avoids with ease.
James throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cawk rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but James moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
James jabs Cawk right on the nose. Cawk blinks but takes it well.
A swing and a miss from Cawk.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
James throws a body kick that misses.
Cawk just misses with a punch to the body.
Cawk throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
James throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cawk looks to land a combination but James avoids it well.
James throws a body punch but Cawk moves out of range.
Cawk scores with a jab.
James lands the left hand.
Cawk blocks a head kick by James.
Cawk misses with a wild body shot.
Cawk showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from James.
James dodges the punch combination from Cawk.
Cawk throws a combination but it was largely blocked by James.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Cawk.
James looks for the body kick but Cawk saw that one coming.
A left and a right from James both land. Nice combination.
Cawk dodges the punch combination from James.
James throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A shot to the liver by Cawk. Beautiful body shot.
Cawk dodges the punch combination from James.
James misses with a wild combination.
Cawk fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
James lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cawk at a distance.
A punch combination from James misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Cawk blocks the leg kick.
A combination from Cawk does no damage.
Cawk throws a combination but it was largely blocked by James.
James scores with a nice right hand.
James goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Cawk swinging wildly here.
James slips a jab and a cross from Cawk.
Decent striking displayed by Cawk there.
James showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cawk.
James pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cawk swinging wildly here.
James moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Lebron James.
I think James has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lebron James!