PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Super Macho Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Pettis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Macho Man's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Macho Man. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Macho Man
vs
Pettis

186 cm
26
155 lbs
12 - 10 - 0

178 cm
23
155 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very confident

New World Order Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Super Macho Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jake Pettis!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, George Francis and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Macho Man keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Macho Man really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Macho Man lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Macho Man.

Macho Man manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Pettis on his heels. He'll look to pass Pettis's guard now, I'm sure.

Pettis is rocked!

Pettis had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Macho Man defends it easily.
Pettis is still in real trouble! Can Macho Man finish him?
Pettis trying to keep a closed guard but Macho Man is proving a slippery customer.
Pettis seems to have recovered his senses.
Macho Man working some strikes from top position.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Macho Man won't allow Pettis to sweep him here.
Macho Man postures up and lands a big shot to Pettis's brow.
Macho Man postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Pettis covers up, he's hurt! Macho Man keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Macho Man and the ref steps in to end the fight! Macho Man can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Macho Man!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Super Macho Man made sure he mentioned New World Order Clothing, along with how happy he was to win his fight.