PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pete Tippin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Nobody Nobody. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Jong
vs
Tippin

195 cm
24
270 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

198 cm
25
268 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

BeastMode

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kim Jong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pete Tippin!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Eliza Hachem and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tippin scores with a decent looking hook.

It looks like Kim Jong has been cut.
Jong moves away from the strike by Tippin.
Jong lands with a shot to the body.

Jong closes the distance and clinches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jong with a knee to the head.

It looks like Pete Tippin has been cut.
Jong creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Tippin's defenses.
Jong lands a knee to the head.
Tippin blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

Tippin breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Tippin tries to land a body kick
and Jong counters with a body kick.
Tippin looks winded!
Jong tries a head kick but it misses.

Jong moves into the clinch.
Tippin looking for a takedown.
Jong landing knees to the head.
Jong connects with a nasty looking knee right to Tippin's face.
Jong is looking for a takedown.
Jong tries a knee to the head but Tippin blocks it.
Tippin wants to stall.
Tippin takes a knee right on the jaw!

Tippin is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jong has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head that stumbles Tippin - he's in trouble! Another big knee to the head from Jong, and another! Tippin is out on his feet - the ref jumps in to save him and ends the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Kim Jong!
A victorious Kim Jong thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.