PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hank Chinaski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tim Sin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chinaski's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Gustav Mahler - Symphony No. 9: Mov. 4. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Tim Sin enters the cage!

Chinaski
vs
Sin

200 cm
27
268 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

199 cm
27
260 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hank Chinaski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tim Sin!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Stewart Dunkirk and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sin throws a predictable looking body shot
and Chinaski counters with a good low kick that Sin was not able to check.
Chinaski misses with a body kick.
Chinaski looks to land a body kick but Sin moved away.
Chinaski moves out of range of the body kick.
Chinaski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chinaski moves out of range of the leg kick from Sin.
Sin pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Chinaski misses with a low kick.
Sin on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Chinaski lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Chinaski misses with a low kick.
Chinaski checks a leg kick.
Chinaski closes this distance looking for a takedown but Sin circles away.
Chinaski connects with an inside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sin misses with a low kick.
Sin keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Sin lands a jab to Chinaski's midsection.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sin checks a leg kick.
Chinaski misses with a low kick.
Chinaski tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Good work by Sin as he checks the leg kick.
Sin sizes up Chinaski with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Chinaski uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sin.
Sin ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Chinaski takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sin dips to his left and cracks Chinaski with an uppercut!
A nice leg kick lands there from Chinaski.
Chinaski scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Chinaski takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Chinaski lands a nice looking body kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Chinaski.
Sin scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

Chinaski is rocked!
Chinaski swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sin.
Chinaski steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sin.
Chinaski bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Decent striking displayed by Sin there.
Sin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chinaski staying out of range there.
Crunch! Chinaski slams his shin into Sin's torso.
Chinaski connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Sin's hands.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Chinaski checks a leg kick.
Tim Sin is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chinaski takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Sin throws a leg kick

and Chinaski counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Chinaski trying to control the position from guard on top but Sin is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Chinaski pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Sin is keeping the position for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sin has control of Chinaski's left arm, preventing Chinaski from doing any damage.
Chinaski looking to sit in guard and control but Sin gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Chinaski is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Hank Chinaski.
Chinaski throws a leg kick
and Sin connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Chinaski takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Chinaski slips a straight right by Sin.
Sin swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Chinaski shoots in for a takedown but Sin shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Sin lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chinaski waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sin.
Sin lands a jab to Chinaski's midsection.
Some wild striking there from Sin.
Chinaski throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sin lands with a thumping leg kick.
Chinaski throws a leg kick that misses.
Sin misses with a double jab.
Sin swinging wildly here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tim Sin dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Chinaski cracks the inside of Sin's front leg.
Sin avoids the head kick by Chinaski.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Chinaski lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Sin has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Sin and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Sin blocks a leg kick.
Sin circles away from the clinch attempt.
Chinaski throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The fighters circling - Sin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Chinaski throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A lazy left from Chinaski finds it's target.
Chinaski is looking to land body kicks.
Tim Sin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chinaski misses the shot to the body.
Sin throws a lazy right hand but Chinaski sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Chinaski misses with a low kick.
Chinaski lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Sin at a distance.
Tim Sin seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Chinaski misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski scores with a push kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Chinaski.
Sin scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Chinaski doesn't seem bothered though.

Chinaski darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Chinaski is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Chinaski not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski wants to stand but Sin has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Chinaski is looking to advance position but Sin won't allow it.
Chinaski throwing shots but Sin is blocking nicely.
Sin keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chinaski trying to control the action but Sin is working from the bottom.

Chinaski is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Sin sees it coming and defends easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Chinaski is looking for a kimura here.
Sin is looking to improve his position.
Chinaski is stalling here. Sin is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Chinaski seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Sin has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Chinaski is looking for a sweep.

Sin decides to stand back up.
A head kick misses from Chinaski.
A big right from Sin misses.
Chinaski takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Chinaski is looking to wear down Sin with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Sin scores with a jab to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sin scores with a nice strike.
Sin scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Sin feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Chinaskis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Hank Chinaski will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Sin misses with a hook. Chinaski ducked under it nicely.
A good leg kick by Sin.
Sin is pawing at Chinaski, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Chinaski's nose. Chinaski is badly hurt! Sin pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Chinaski tries desperately to hold on but Sin is relentless in his assault! As Chinaski receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls Sin away and this one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tim Sin!
Our winner, Tim Sin, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.