PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Leopold Stotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sami Hyypia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hyypia is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Al Bowlly - Hang out the stars in Indiana. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Stotch
vs
Hyypia

212 cm
23
275 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

225 cm
24
301 lbs
10 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Leopold Stotch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Sami Hyypia!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Aleksandr Martynov and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hyypia connects with a solid leg kick.
Stotch cracks Hyypia with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Hyypia lands with an overhand left.

It looks like Leopold Stotch has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stotch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Stotch lands a lovely overhand right.
Stotch missing with a left hand there. Hyypia was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Stotch throws a shot from downtown. Hyypia moves away and avoids it.
Hyypia scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A swing and a miss from Stotch.
Hyypia pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hyypia tests Stotch's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hyypia cracks Stotch with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Stotch wants to clinch but Hyypia slips to the side

and Hyypia counters with a crisp right hand that drops Stotch! Hyypia lets Stotch back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Stotch is rocked!

Leopold Stotch's cut is getting worse.
Stotch walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! Hyypia swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Sami Hyypia!
A very excited looking Sami Hyypia made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.