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Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Blithering Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Larry Thorne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Idiot's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Non-Phixion: Black Helicopters. Thorne has chosen Finntroll - Trollhammaren as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!
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169 lbs
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Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blithering Idiot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Larry Thorne!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Kenichi Hosakawa and Tatsuya Matsuyama.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thorne avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Idiot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thorne manages to avoid it.
Idiot checks a leg kick.
Idiot thows a body shot but no joy.
A telegraphed right hand from Idiot misses the target.
Jab by Idiot.
Idiot scores with a nice head shot.
Thorne tries to land a leg kick but Idiot saw it coming and moves away.
Thorne looks to land a combination but Idiot avoids it well.
That kick from Thorne tenderised Idiot's leg. Idiot is trying to keep his angry face on.
Idiot lands a nice shot to the body.
Thorne throws the left hand but Idiot avoids the punch easily.
Thorne tries to clinch up.
Idiot takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thorne looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Idiot lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Thorne takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
It looks like Larry Thorne has been cut.
Idiot's corner calls for a 1-2. Idiot obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Idiot lands a nice looking body shot.
Idiot lands with a hook. Thorne tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Thorne is rocked!
Thorne tries to work over Idiot's front leg with a kick but Idiot checks it.
Thorne is still on wobbly legs! Can Idiot finish him?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thorne takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Thorne lands a leg kick that knocks Idiot off balance momentarily.
Idiot misses with a looping right.
Thorne pivots, looking for a leg kick but Idiot is out of range and Thorne settles back down.
A looping hook to the body misses from Idiot. Thorne does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thorne takes a jab right on the kisser.
Idiot throws a lazy right hand but Thorne sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Thorne throws a nice inside leg kick.
Thorne lands a head kick. Idiot smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
A punch lands to the side of Thorne 's head but he takes it in his stride.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Idiot misses the shot to the body.
Blithering Idiot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Idiot dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Idiot scores with a hook.
Idiot misses the shot to the body.
Thorne fakes the leg kick and cracks Idiot in the body.
Idiot misses with a hook.
Idiot fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Thorne looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Idiot takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Thorne takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Thorne lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Thorne seems to have recovered his senses.
Thorne takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Idiot misses with the combination.
Idiot thows a body shot but no joy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thorne uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Idiot.
Idiot takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Idiot misses with a straight left.
Idiot is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Thorne throws a leg kick that misses.
Thorne throws a front kick aimed at Idiot's knee but Idiot avoids it well.
Idiot slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Thorne tries to score with a low kick but Idiot moves his leg out of the way.
Thorne needs to keep his hands up - Idiot had a free shot at his head there.
Idiot blocks a leg kick.
Idiot changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Thorne throws a hook but Idiot blocks it.
Thorne scores with a kick to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Idiot swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Idiot blocks a head kick by Thorne.
Thorne misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Thorne, right into the meat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Blithering Idiot dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Larry Thorne's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Thorne thows a body kick. Idiot tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Idiot throws a low kick but it's checked well by Thorne.
Nice defenses there by Thorne.
Thorne fails in his attempt to clinch.
Thorne looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Thorne bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Thorne feints and then cracks Idiot's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Idiot down.
Thorne keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thorne misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Thorne throws a quick inside leg kick.
Idiot throws a body punch but Thorne moves out of range.
Idiot misses with a hook. Thorne ducked under it nicely.
Thorne walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Idiot checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Thorne is looking to slow Idiot down with leg kicks.
Thorne darts in and clinches Idiot up against the ropes.
Idiot swings wildly with an uppercut but Thorne uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thorne lands a good knee to the midsection. Idiot won't want to take too many of those.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Idiot.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Thorne comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
It looks like Blithering Idiot has been cut.
Thorne landing knees to the head.
Come on Thorne - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Idiot misses with a punch to the body.
Thorne scores with a knee to the head.
Thorne wants to stall.
Idiot lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The referee is keeping an eye on Thorne - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Thorne with a knee to the head.
Idiot on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Thorne content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Idiot is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Idiot is leaning against Thorne and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thorne is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Idiot blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Thorne looking to throw knees to the head but Idiot is blocking nicely.
Idiot tries to throw a body punch but Thorne avoids it by throwing Idiot back against the ropes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Idiot lands with a short shot to the head.
Idiot throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Thornes head.
Thorne creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Thorne is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Idiot is defending well for now.
Thorne with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Idiot working aggressively here.
Idiot lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Thorne or not.
Thorne is breathing heavily.
Thorne is looking to control Idiot's arms but Idiot gets an underhook and turns him. Now Thorne has his back to the ropes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Thorne pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Thorne blocks an uppercut.
Thorne looking to slow down the pace here.
Thorne connects with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Larry Thorne showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Idiot lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Idiot avoids the head kick by Thorne.
Thorne tries to clinch but Idiot is having none of it.
Idiot lands with a hook. Thorne tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Idiot throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Thorne looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Thorne takes one to the side of the head.
Thorne does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Thorne misses with a low kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Idiot on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Thorne. Thorne obviously looking to wear him down.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thorne throws a head kick but Idiot moves out of range.
Thorne throws the kick towards the body but Idiot avoids it.
Idiot cracks a nice hook into Thorne's ribs.
Idiot ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thorne moves away.
Blithering Idiot is winning the standup battle so far.
Thorne is looking to land body kicks.
Idiot missing with a left hand there. Thorne was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Idiot cracks Thorne with a right hand to the side of the head.
Idiot clinches with his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thorne landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Thorne tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A head punch on the inside from Idiot fails to land.
Idiot swings wildly with an uppercut but Thorne uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thorne creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Idiot's defenses.
Thorne trying to stall but Idiot improves his position.
Idiot misses with a body punch.
Idiot pushes Thorne back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Idiot working aggressively here.
Idiot tries to work over Thorne's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short uppercut from Idiot.
Idiot struggles to land a body shot inside as Thorne controls his hands.
Idiot lands with a short shot to the head.
The referee calls for Thorne to work.
Larry Thorne seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Idiot as Thorne tries to tie him up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thorne lands a damaging elbow.
Thorne landing knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thorne taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Thorne prevents a body shot from Idiot.
Thorne trying to land knees to the body.
Idiot avoids the elbow strike from Thorne, against the ropes.
Still in the clinch, Idiot scores with a nice short uppercut.
Thorne leaning against his opponent.
Idiot looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Thorne using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Idiot has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Thorne with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A short right from Idiot.
Idiot tries a body shot but Thorne blocks it.
Thorne lands a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Blithering Idiot clearly takes that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Thorne throws a leg kick
and Idiot counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Idiot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thorne was well out of range. Poor timing from Idiot.
Idiot missing with a left hand there. Thorne was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thorne fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Thorne displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Idiot throws out the jab.
Thorne keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thorne is looking to slow Idiot down with leg kicks.
Thorne tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Idiot is able to avoid easily.
Thorne keeps the fight on the outside.
Thorne scores with a spinning back kick!
Nice cross by Idiot.
Idiot uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Thorne.
Thorne throws a body punch but Idiot moves out of range.
Thorne chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Idiot throws a hook to the side of Thorne's head but Thorne sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Idiot thows a body shot but no joy.
Idiot staying out of range there.
Thorne lands a nice leg kick that just misses Idiot's sensitive parts.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thorne tries to clinch up but Idiot circles away and keeps his distance.
Idiot misses the shot to the body.
Thorne connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Thorne has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Idiot finds it's way round the side to connect with Thorne's head.
Thorne misses with a series of wild punches.
Thorne rushes Idiot and presses him up against the ropes.
A head punch on the inside from Idiot fails to land.
Idiot tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Idiot has a couple of punches blocked by Thorne.
Idiot swings wildly with an uppercut but Thorne uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Thorne.
Idiot lands a body punch in the clinch.
Thorne creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Idiot's defenses.
Thorne blocking some punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idiot takes an elbow to the forehead.
Thorne is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Thorne is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and Idiot has denied him.
Thorne lands a damaging elbow.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Idiot swings wildly with an uppercut but Thorne uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thorne landing knees to the head.
A knee to the head by Thorne.
Thorne tries to stall but Idiot uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Thorne misses with a knee to the head.
Thorne is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Thorne lands a knee to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Idiot unloads a knee to the mid-section. Thorne lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A right hand to the body from Idiot.
Idiot blocks an elbow strike from Thorne.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close fourth round but Larry Thorne will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!
Idiot's jab looks to have found its range, popping Thorne under the eye.
Thorne uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Idiot.
Thorne throws a solid leg kick but Idiot takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Thorne.
Thorne misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Idiot.
Thorne throws a chopping leg kick but Idiot manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Idiot checks a leg kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Thorne. Idiot shrugs it off though.
Idiot will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Thorne wants to clinch.
Idiot swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Thorne slips a jab from Idiot.
Thorne tries a low kick but Idiot avoids it.
Idiot blocks a head kick by Thorne.
Thorne uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Idiot.
Idiot tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Idiot throws a hook but Thorne avoids it easily.
Idiot throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thorne needs to keep his hands up - Idiot had a free shot at his head there.
Idiot catches Thorne with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Idiot scores with a crisp jab that stopped Thorne in his tracks.
Thorne uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Idiot.
Idiot tries to clinch up.
Idiot blocks a head kick by Thorne.
Idiot keeps the fight on the outside.
Idiot pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Thorne throws a sloppy head kick and Idiot moves out of range easily.
Thorne is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Idiot missing with a left hand there. Thorne was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Idiot misses with a wild body shot.
Idiot lands a jab to Thorne's midsection.
Idiot lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Idiot lands with a shot to the body.
A shot to the liver by Idiot. Beautiful body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice shot by Idiot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thorne steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Idiot.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Thorne.
Idiot connects with the punch.
Idiot takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Nice shot lands for Idiot.
Thorne moves out of range as Idiot strikes.
Idiot lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Thorne throws a head kick that misses.
Thorne steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Idiot.
Idiot changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Idiot lands a jab to the nose.
Idiot checks a leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Idiot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thorne manages to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Thorne.
Nice uppercut there from Idiot.
Thorne moves into the clinch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Blithering Idiot showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Idiot has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 48:47
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 48:47
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 48:47
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Blithering Idiot!
Blithering Idiot thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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