PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ricky Fontaine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Dank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fontaine comes to the cage accompanied by P.S. Phuk You Too. Dank has chosen let the bodies hit the floor as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. On his way into the cage it seems that Ricky Fontaine has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Ricky Fontaine seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Fontaine
vs
Dank

196 cm
23
270 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

190 cm
29
278 lbs
9 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ricky Fontaine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, John Dank!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Roger Salmon and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Fontaine closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Dank takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Fontaine in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Fontaine cracks Dank with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Dank throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
Dank changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Fontaine tries to avoid it but Dank manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Fontaine to the ground. Fontaine escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A head kick by Fontaine - that's a beauty! Dank is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Fontaine can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ricky Fontaine!
A relieved looking Ricky Fontaine thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.