PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Soham Roy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Deidara Zetsu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zetsu is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Cudi The Kid. Deidara Zetsu is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Roy
vs
Zetsu

189 cm
24
265 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

200 cm
24
264 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

Great wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Soham Roy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Deidara Zetsu!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Eddie Farnsworth and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Roy throws a sloppy head kick
and Zetsu counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Jab, jab by Zetsu - just one landing.

It looks like Soham Roy has been cut.
Roy ducks right into an uppercut from Zetsu.
Zetsu shoots in but Roy avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Roy misses with a wild body shot.
Zetsu swings for the body but Roy moves out of range.
Roy takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head kick misses from Zetsu.
Roy lands a nice shot that snaps Zetsu's head back.
Zetsu shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Roy sprawls well. Roy wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Zetsu gets slowly back to his feet.

Roy gets a takedown into half guard.
Roy throws a strike but Zetsu avoids it easily and moves to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Roy is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Roy accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Roy's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Zetsu keeping moving, preventing Roy from controlling successfully.
Roy seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Roy has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Roy trying to control the position from guard on top but Zetsu is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Zetsu pulls Roy in close to prevent any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

We're going to have a standup here because Soham Roy wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Roy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Roy throws a head kick that misses

and Zetsu counters with a crisp one two that drops Roy! Zetsu thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Roy to his feet! Roy is in big trouble!

Roy is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Roy glances at the clock... BAM! Zetsu nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Roy crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Roy is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Deidara Zetsu!
Deidara Zetsu is the new heavyweight champion!
After the big win, Deidara Zetsu made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Damnfield clothing and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.