PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bo Jangles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Schnee Wittchen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jangles comes to the cage accompanied by Eat That Watermelon. Wittchen has chosen Can't be touched as his entrance music. Wittchen has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Bo Jangles has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Jangles
vs
Wittchen

215 cm
26
185 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

170 cm
30
175 lbs
14 - 6 - 1

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bo Jangles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Schnee Wittchen!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Skip Squint and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wittchen lands a slapping body shot.
A combination from Wittchen does no damage.

Jangles gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Wittchen is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Wittchen slows down the pace here.
Wittchen prevents a takedown attempt there.
Jangles fails to pull guard.
Wittchen will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Jangles up against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Schnee Wittchen.
Wittchen throws a series of punches but Jangles moves out of range.
Wittchen looks winded!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jangles scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.

Jangles thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Jangles is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Wittchen has escaped the position, nice work there.
Wittchen prevents Jangles from improving position.
Jangles controlling from side mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jangles is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Wittchen looks calm but he's in trouble here. Jangles gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Wittchen is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Jangles lets go of the hold and Wittchen can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Bo Jangles!
A very excited looking Bo Jangles made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.