PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jerzy Arlecki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jupiter Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Arlecki's entrance music is Undead. A fine choice. Jones has chosen Brownstone as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Arlecki
vs
Jones

168 cm
27
143 lbs
11 - 3 - 1

167 cm
24
148 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

$300
TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jerzy Arlecki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jupiter Jones!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Robert Twigg and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Arlecki looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Sloppy strikes from Jones. Those never looked like landing.
A punch combination from Jones misses.
A punch lands to the side of Jones 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Arlecki misses with a low kick.
Some wild striking there from Jones.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jones, as that shot connected.
Arlecki fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jones.
Arlecki throws a push kick but Jones slaps the foot to one side.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Jones checks a leg kick.
Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Arlecki.
Jones tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Arlecki manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jones stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Arlecki.
Jones throws a leg kick that misses.
Arlecki takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Jones avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jones lands a jab to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Arlecki moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Arlecki attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Arlecki lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Arlecki scores with a jab to the jaw.
Jones throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Arlecki throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A big left from Jones misses.
Good standup being displayed there by Jones as he connects with a hook.
Arlecki connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

Jones takes the fight into the clinch.
Arlecki scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jones blocks an elbow strike from Arlecki.
Jones tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Arlecki's elbow.

Arlecki pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jones doesn't manage to clinch there - Arlecki circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jones looks to land a right hand but Arlecki moved out of range.
Jones avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A slapping body kick lands there for Arlecki.
Jones's jab looks to have found its range, popping Arlecki under the eye.
Arlecki looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jones lands a head kick. Arlecki smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

It looks like Jerzy Arlecki has been cut.
Arlecki steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jones.
A solid leg kick lands there for Arlecki.
Jones connects with a solid leg kick.
Jones tries to bum rush Arlecki with a series of wild strikes but Arlecki uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jones rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Arlecki moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Arlecki takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Jones crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Arlecki - the referee stops the clock and Jones gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Arlecki. Jones manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Jones walks into a straight right hand from Arlecki.
Arlecki lands with a kick to the temple. Jones shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
A clash of legs there as Jones blocks the low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Arlecki misses with a looping left.
Arlecki scores with a jab.
Arlecki looks to score with a jab to the body but Jones is just out of range.
Arlecki pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Arlecki throws a chopping leg kick but Jones manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Arlecki scores with a jab. Jones acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Arlecki uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Jones checks a leg kick nicely.
Arlecki lands with an overhand left.
Nice shot by Arlecki.
Jones swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jones changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jones throws a shot from downtown. Arlecki moves away and avoids it.
Jones misses with a hook
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Arlecki turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Some bone on bone action there as Jones checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Jones tries to clinch there but Arlecki circles away.
A swing and a miss from Jones.
Jones throws a right hand that Arlecki ducks under and follows up with a left that Arlecki also avoids with ease.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice inside leg kick there by Arlecki. That's going to slow Jones down.
Arlecki fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jones is out of range.
Jones on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jones throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Arlecki throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Jones blocks the body kick.
Arlecki buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jones checks a low kick from Arlecki.
Arlecki throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Jones tries to clinch but Arlecki moves out of range.
Arlecki fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jones is out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jerzy Arlecki dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jerzy Arlecki's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Jones uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Arlecki misses with a looping left.
Jones takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Arlecki throws a leg kick
and Jones counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Jones looks to land a left hand but Arlecki moved out of range nicely.
Jones uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Arlecki.
Jerzy Arlecki is winning the standup battle so far.
Arlecki tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jones is able to avoid easily.
Jones is looking to slow Arlecki down with leg kicks.
Arlecki throws a body kick that misses.
Jones dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Arlecki works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Arlecki throws a sloppy head kick and Jones moves out of range easily.
Jones misses with an uppercut
and Arlecki counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Arlecki thows a body shot but no joy.
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Arlecki.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Arlecki wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jones's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Arlecki swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jones tries to move into range but Arlecki moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Jones slips under a jab from Arlecki.
Arlecki lands a nice shot that snaps Jones's head back.
Jones slips a jab from Arlecki.
Jones doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Arlecki lets loose with a powerful body kick. Jones will feel that in the morning.
Arlecki misses with a straight right.
Jones throws an overhand right that lands on Arlecki's shoulder, as Arlecki tries to avoid the shot.
Jones keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Jones has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Arlecki.
Arlecki throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Arlecki throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Arlecki dips to his left and cracks Jones with an uppercut!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones misses with a body punch
and Arlecki counters with a thumping low kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Arlecki just misses with a punch to the body.
Arlecki tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jones chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Arlecki can pounce on him.
Arlecki keeps the fight on the outside.
Jones takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Jones with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jones slips under a jab.
Arlecki stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

Arlecki takes the fight into the clinch.
Jones misses with a punch to the body.
Jones stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Arlecki has a couple of punches blocked by Jones.
Jones throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Arlecki scores with a knee to the head.
A frustrated look appears on Jones's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Arlecki tries to work over Jones's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jones.
Jones wants to break free but Arlecki has control.
Jones working aggressively here.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Arlecki misses with a knee to the head.
Arlecki looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Arlecki misses with a body punch.
Jones blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Arlecki lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Arlecki tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Arlecki blocks a body shot from Jones.
Arlecki throws an elbow but it misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jones.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Arlecki lands a hook that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jones blocks a body shot from Arlecki.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Arlecki.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Arlecki doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Arlecki lands a body punch in the clinch.
Arlecki keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jones's efforts to push away.
Jones has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Arlecki.
Arlecki is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Arlecki softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Arlecki misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jones is leaning against Arlecki and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Arlecki lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Arlecki with a knee to the head.
Arlecki tries a body shot but Jones blocks it.
Arlecki tries a body shot but Jones blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jerzy Arlecki dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jerzy Arlecki's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Arlecki keeps the fight on the outside.
Jones ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Arlecki.
Arlecki fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jones.
Jones misses with an uppercut. Arlecki saw that one coming.
Arlecki misses with a kick to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Arlecki.
Arlecki blocks a head kick by Jones.
Jones jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Arlecki connects with the punch.
Arlecki fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jones manages to avoid it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Arlecki, right into the meat.
Arlecki fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Arlecki lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Jones has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Jones and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Jones pivots, looking for a leg kick but Arlecki is out of range and Jones settles back down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice shot by Arlecki.
Arlecki swats away the attempt to clinch by Jones.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jones lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Arlecki has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Arlecki and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Jones checks a leg kick.
Arlecki tries to work over Jones's front leg with a kick but Jones checks it.
A leg kick checked by Jones.
Arlecki keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Jones loads up on a big right hand but Arlecki slips the punch.
Arlecki misses with a looping right.
Arlecki lands with an uppercut that bounces Jones off the cage and back into range.
Arlecki throws a low kick but Jones moves out of range easily.
Jones wants to clinch up but Arlecki keeps it at a distance.
Jones changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jupiter Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Arlecki.
Arlecki just misses with a punch to the body.
A low kick from Jones misses
and Arlecki counters with a thumping low kick.
Arlecki lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jones lands with a nice body punch.
Arlecki throws a leg kick
letting Jones counter with a right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice uppercut there from Jones.
Jones misses with a low kick.
Jones blocks the body kick.
Arlecki looks to score with a jab to the body but Jones is just out of range.
Arlecki wants to slow Jones down by chopping away at his legs.
Jones connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

Arlecki is rocked!
Jones scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Oh Arlecki is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Jones gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Jerzy Arlecki has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Nice body punch from Jones.
Arlecki's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jones lands with a short shot to the head.
Jones creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Arlecki's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Arlecki drops to his knees and Jones pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:08 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jupiter Jones!
As Jupiter Jones got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Where is your jujitsu now, Playboy?'.