PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Esteban Rodrigo Estiarte (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman has chosen All Within My Hands as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Rodrigo Estiarte
vs
Cartman

199 cm
26
287 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

199 cm
26
283 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Esteban Rodrigo Estiarte!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Phil Schofield and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Estiarte circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cartman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Estiarte manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cartman misses with a straight left.
Estiarte swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Estiarte misses with an uppercut.
Donk. Cartman catches Estiarte right on the button with a cross.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Estiarte circles away.
Estiarte with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Cartman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jab by Cartman.

It looks like Esteban Rodrigo Estiarte has been cut.
Estiarte fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cartman.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Estiarte lands a high kick!

It looks like Eric Cartman has been cut.

Cartman closes the distance and pushes Estiarte back into the cage.
Estiarte tries a body shot but Cartman blocks it.
Estiarte lands an elbow inside.
Estiarte is trying to stall.
Estiarte misses with a hook to the ribs.
Estiarte taking a breather.
Cartman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Estiarte dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Estiarte scores with a shot to the side of Cartman's head.
Estiarte manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Estiarte tries to land knees in the clinch but Cartman avoids the damage to the body.
Cartman stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Cartman scores with a shot to the side of Estiarte's head.
Estiarte trying to stall but Cartman improves his position.
Estiarte blocks an elbow strike from Cartman.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cartman.
Estiarte trying to stall but Cartman improves his position.
Cartman wants to break free but Estiarte has control.
Cartman gets through Estiarte's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Estiarte trying to land knees to the body.
Cartman avoids a wild elbow strike from Estiarte.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Estiarte blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands a right hand.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Estiarte just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cartman's brow.
Cartman dodges an elbow strike from Estiarte.
Estiarte looking to slow down the pace here.
Estiarte tries to work over Cartman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Still in the clinch, Cartman scores with a nice short uppercut.
A frustrated look appears on Cartman's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A hook to the body from Cartman.
Estiarte is breathing heavily.
Cartman tries a body shot but Estiarte blocks it.

Cartman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Estiarte swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.

Cartman closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cartman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cartman tries to break free but Estiarte pushes him back against the cage.
Estiarte lands an elbow inside.
Estiarte throws an elbow that misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Estiarte just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cartman's brow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman pushes off an throws an elbow but Estiarte leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Cartman scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cartman lands with a right to the head.
Estiarte throws an elbow that misses.
Cartman throws a head punch that misses.
Estiarte is stalling here.
Estiarte stalling in the clinch but Cartman improves position.
Estiarte misses with an elbow over the top.
Estiarte throws an elbow but it misses.
Cartman lands with a right to the head.
Estiarte blocks an elbow strike from Cartman.
Estiarte fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman misses with some punches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Cartman.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Estiarte misses with an elbow over the top.
Cartman looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Estiarte misses with some punches.
Estiarte blocks an elbow strike from Cartman.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with some punches.
Estiarte is trying to break free.
Estiarte looking to stall.
Cartman lands an uppercut.
Cartman throws an elbow that misses.
Estiarte has Cartman pressed against the cage, preventing Cartman from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Estiarte misses with an elbow strike.
Cartman tries to land knees in the clinch but Estiarte avoids the damage to the body.
Estiarte throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Estiarte prevents Cartman from breaking the clinch.
Cartman working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Estiarte lands a nice elbow.
Estiarte throws an elbow that misses.
Estiarte misses with the head strike.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Estiarte blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Estiarte.
Estiarte missing with knees to the body.
Cartman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!

Cartman throws a looping overhand right but Estiarte ducks down to avoid it.
Cartman scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Cartman is looking to clinch but Estiarte is avoiding it.
Cartman throws a hook but Estiarte blocks it.
Cartman with a nice cross.
Cartman throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cartman keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Estiarte swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Cartman wants to clinch up but Estiarte keeps it at a distance.
Cartman tries to clinch but Estiarte moves out of range.
Estiarte fakes the leg kick and cracks Cartman in the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Estiarte feints and then cracks Cartman's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cartman down.
A head kick misses from Estiarte.
Estiarte throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Cartman is looking to clinch but Estiarte is avoiding it.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Estiarte swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Estiarte pushes him off.
Estiarte misses with a leg kick.
Cartman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Estiarte manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Estiarte will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Cartman cracks Estiarte with an open hand slap.
Estiarte looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartman is just out of range.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Cartman lands a hook to the side of the head.
Estiarte tries to land knees in the clinch but Cartman avoids the damage to the body.
Cartman tries to work over Estiarte's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cartman pushes off an throws an elbow but Estiarte leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Cartman scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Esteban Rodrigo Estiarte's cut is getting worse.
Estiarte tries to break free but Cartman pushes him back against the cage.
Cartman lands a body punch in the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short right from Cartman.
Cartman scores with a nice hook to the head.
Cartman throws a head punch that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Estiarte misses with a body punch.
Cartman lands a hook that snaps the head of Estiarte backwards.
A shot in the inside from Cartman.
Estiarte takes an elbow to the temple.
Cartman throws an elbow but it misses.
Cartman misses with the head strike.
Cartman is trying to force a seperation but Estiarte has the dominant position.
Cartman lands an elbow that stopped Estiarte in his tracks for a moment.

Esteban Rodrigo Estiarte's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Estiarte avoids a wild elbow strike from Cartman.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Estiarte.
Estiarte is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Cartman is keeping busy.
Cartman creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Estiarte with a big uppercut! Estiarte tries to clinch up but Cartman pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Estiarte to the mat! Estiarte covers up and Cartman unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Eric Cartman!
After winning the bout, Eric Cartman thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.