PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between This Bastard This Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Leduc (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This Bastard has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Bastard This Bastard
vs
Leduc

222 cm
28
293 lbs
7 - 8 - 0

204 cm
19
300 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Experienced

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, This Bastard This Bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joe Leduc!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Steve Montenegro and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Leduc ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
This Bastard is breathing heavily.

Leduc closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. This Bastard quickly recovers to half guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Leduc working over This Bastard with some ground and pound. This Bastard looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Leduc lands with a punch from half guard.
Leduc landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Leduc sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. This Bastard defending well though.
Leduc slips a nice elbow through This Bastard's hands, connecting with This Bastard's forehead.

This Bastard is rocked!
Leduc scores with a big shot! This Bastard's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save This Bastard! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joe Leduc!
A very excited looking Joe Leduc made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.