PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dexter Rutecki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sharp Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rutecki's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Remember the Name. Dexter Rutecki is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Rutecki
vs
Dick

180 cm
38
178 lbs
24 - 41 - 1

180 cm
22
180 lbs
5 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 41 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dexter Rutecki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sharp Dick!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Alan Glass and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rutecki throws a head kick that misses.
Rutecki misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rutecki lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Dick on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Sloppy strikes from Rutecki. Those never looked like landing.
Rutecki lands with a thumping leg kick.
Rutecki throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rutecki throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dick fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Rutecki avoids it really well and circles away.
Rutecki connects with an inside leg kick.
Rutecki connects with an inside leg kick.
Rutecki lands with a kick to the temple. Dick shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Rutecki throws a combination that misses
and Dick cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Rutecki throws a right hand that Dick ducks under and follows up with a left that Dick also avoids with ease.
Dick tries to clinch but Rutecki is having none of it.
Rutecki scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rutecki with a hook.
Rutecki throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dick swinging wildly here.
Rutecki misses with a wild combination.
Rutecki ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dick moves away.
Rutecki lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dick throws a series of punches but Rutecki moves out of range.
Rutecki throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Sloppy strikes from Dick. Those never looked like landing.
Dick swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Rutecki.
Dick misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dick moves out of range of the body kick from Rutecki.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick lands with a nice combination. Rutecki backs away looking to recover.
A combination from Dick does no damage.
Dexter Rutecki is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rutecki misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dick takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Rutecki misses with a wild combination.
Rutecki chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dick closes the distance but Rutecki moves to the side
and Rutecki counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Dick lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rutecki circles away quickly and effectively.
Rutecki throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dick misses with a series of wild punches.
Rutecki darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Rutecki.
Dick tries to clinch there but Rutecki circles away.
Dick tries to move into range but Rutecki moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dick throws a head kick but Rutecki moves out of range.
Rutecki scores with the left hand. Dick knows he should have avoided that one.
Dexter Rutecki seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rutecki avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dick is sent reeling backwards by a solid uppercut. He barely regains his balance and Rutecki moves in for the kill throwing a continuous barrage of punches that force the ref to step in.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dexter Rutecki!
Dexter Rutecki decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.