PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Bellator (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holyshit comes to the cage accompanied by Lil Wayne- I feel like dying. Bellator has chosen A Lesson Never Learned as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Holyshit
vs
Bellator

196 cm
31
263 lbs
27 - 14 - 0

181 cm
28
285 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc
Reaper Combatwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Evander Holyshit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Frank Bellator!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Eddie Farnsworth and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Holyshit lands a nice shot to the body.
Nice shot by Bellator.
Bellator on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bellator moves out of range of the strikes.
Holyshit throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bellator lands a body shot.
Holyshit moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Holyshit cracks Bellator with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

It looks like Frank Bellator has been cut.
Holyshit ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Holyshit lands with a slapping head kick.
Bellator takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Holyshit scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Holyshit lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bellator will feel that in the morning.
Bellator throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bellator avoids the head kick by Holyshit.
Holyshit misses the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
That kick from Holyshit tenderised Bellator's leg. Bellator is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bellator uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Holyshit.
Holyshit swings for the body but Bellator moves out of range.
Bellator takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Holyshit bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Holyshit looks to throw the jab but Bellator is out of range.
A jab from Bellator finds it's way through Holyshit's defenses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Holyshit blocks a low kick nicely.
Bellator throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Bellator.
No luck for Bellator with that takedown attempt.
Holyshit lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bellator walks forward, straight into a front kick from Holyshit.
Bellator looks winded!
Bellator takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bellator uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Holyshit.
Bellator takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

That has opened up Frank Bellator's cut even more.
Holyshit throws a solid leg kick but Bellator takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Holyshit.
Holyshit bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Holyshit looks to throw the jab but Bellator is out of range.
Holyshit throws a body kick that misses.
Holyshit keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bellator.
Holyshit stuns Bellator with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Holyshit scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A solid leg kick lands there for Holyshit.
Nice straight punches there by Holyshit. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Holyshit.
Holyshit lands a glancing blow to the side of Bellator's head.

The cut above Frank Bellator's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Nice body kick there by Holyshit.
Holyshit connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bellator momentarily.
Holyshit is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Holyshit looks to land a right hand but Bellator moved out of range.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Holyshit.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Holyshit connects with a looping right hand.

Frank Bellator's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Bellator has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Holyshit.
Holyshit pivots, looking for a leg kick but Bellator is out of range and Holyshit settles back down.
Holyshit works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Holyshit throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Holyshit connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Holyshit is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Holyshit throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bellator stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Evander Holyshit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab lands there for Holyshit.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Frank Bellator's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Evander Holyshit!
Evander Holyshit managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, TFP Graphics - Pit Inc, into his post fight interview.