PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Test Ninja (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Josiah Bartlet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ninja comes to the cage accompanied by Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Ninja
vs
Bartlet

150 cm
21
130 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

170 cm
19
145 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Very quick

Good wrestler
Good elbows
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Test Ninja!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Josiah Bartlet!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Chris Saunders and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bartlet drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
The ground and pound from Bartlet seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Bartlet working the ground and pound from side control.
Bartlet lands a decent elbow from side control.
Ninja is trying to improve his position.
Ninja sneaks back into half guard.
Bartlet throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Ninja works his way to full guard. Good work.
Bartlet cracks Ninja with a solid left hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bartlet works over Ninja with some ground and pound from guard.
Bartlet landing some decent shots from guard.
Bartlet is in close to Ninja's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Bartlet really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Ninja. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Ninja is looking to sinch up a triangle. Bartlet throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Ninja's body to avoid the submission. Ninja has instead reached around Bartlet's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Ninja arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Test Ninja!
An intense looking Test Ninja took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Thanks to fans and thanks to my manager. He's the greatest ever!'.