PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bones Scizo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roger Papermouth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Scizo
vs
Papermouth

194 cm
23
206 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

195 cm
19
210 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bones Scizo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Roger Papermouth!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Papermouth feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Scizos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Scizo swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Scizo looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Papermouth regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Scizo.
Scizo preventing the sweep.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Papermouth can do anything to dispel that myth.
Papermouth trying to keep a closed guard but Scizo is proving a slippery customer.
Papermouth has control of Scizo's left arm, preventing Scizo from doing any damage.
Scizo missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Papermouth looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.

Roger Papermouth has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Scizo looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Papermouth bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Scizo's head.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Scizo.
Papermouth punishes Scizo's body with a nice straight punch.
Scizo throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Papermouth's waist but Papermouth gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Scizo off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bones Scizo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Papermouth throws a lazy head kick
and Scizo makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Papermouth thuds a left hand into Scizo's body.
Scizo fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Papermouth throws a low kick but it's checked well by Scizo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scizo takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Papermouth connects with the punch.
Scizo needs to keep his hands up - Papermouth had a free shot at his head there.
Papermouth does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Papermouth.
Good standup being displayed there by Papermouth as he connects with a hook.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Papermouth lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Scizo has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Scizo and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Papermouth throws a head kick but Scizo moves out of range.
Papermouth with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Scizo checks a low kick from Papermouth.
Scizo misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Papermouth scores with a three punch combo!
Scizo shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Papermouth counters with a crisp one two that drops Scizo! Papermouth thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Scizo to his feet! Scizo is in big trouble!

Scizo is rocked!
Scizo is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Papermouth keeps Scizo at a distance using the push kick.
Papermouth moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Papermouth cracks Scizo with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Oh Scizo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Papermouth feints a jab and as Scizo dips his head, Papermouth unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Scizo right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Scizo falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Papermouth smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Roger Papermouth!
In his post fight interview, Roger Papermouth gave a big smile as he said 'I'm never scared when I'm out on the beat, and I'll tell you why. It's because I have the best darn team backing me up on those streets. Officers God and Jesus. I know that God protects me from all danger and that Jesus guides my bullets straight into the brains and lungs of lawless slime. BAM!'.