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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pork Chop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Iam Drugs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Drugs is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: fuck off. Iam Drugs will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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250 lbs
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225 cm
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300 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Basic striking
KO power |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pork Chop!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Iam Drugs!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chop jabs at Drugs's body.
Nice uppercut lands for Chop. That snapped Drugs's head back.
Drugs fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Chop loads up on a big right hand but Drugs slips the punch.
Drugs has taken the fight to the clinch.
Drugs pulls guard effortlessly.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Drugs working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Chop doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Chop manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Drugs trying to keep a closed guard but Chop is proving a slippery customer.
Drugs is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Drugs is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Chop is aware though and is defending well.
Drugs has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Chop is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Drugs.
Drugs tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Chop wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Chop controlling the position.
Chop scoring with punches and elbows.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drugs tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Chop wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Chop content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Chop has control of an arm but Drugs manages to advance to Chop's back!
Chop tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Chop knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Drugs on the ground.
Drugs scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Chop manages to regain half guard. Good work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Drugs is trying to work for a kimura but Chop is defending well.
Chop gets back to full guard.
Chop looking for a sweep. Not yet Chop, not yet.
Chop has his hands on Drugs's head, controlling the position.
Chop working a defensive guard here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Drugs stopping the sweep attempt from Chop.
Chop looking to control.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Drugs is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pork Chop dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Nice cross by Chop.
Chop scores with a nice strike.
Drugs shoots for a double leg takedown but Chop sprawls well. He's pushed Drugs's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Drugs moves forwards but Chop connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Chop bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Drugs's head.
Chop shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Drugs napping and manages to drive through into side control!
This has been an exciting period of action!
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Drugs is not content to let Chop control the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Drugs is looking for a sweep.
Drugs regains half guard there - taking advantage of Chop's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Chop wants to take a breather but Drugs is having none of it.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Pork Chop.
Drugs misses with a takedown attempt - Chop sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Drugs takes one to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chop lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Drugs shoots in but Chop avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Pork Chop has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Iam Drugs.
Chop clobbers Drugs with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Chop scores with a hook.
Drugs is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chop lands a slapping body shot.
Pork Chop is winning the standup battle so far.
Chop stalks Drugs and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Drugs's face. Drugs staggers backwards, shaken.
Chop feints a jab promting Drugs to slip. Chop then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Drugs slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Chop closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Drugs quickly recovers to half guard.
Chop is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Chop is trying to control. Drugs wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chop slows the pace down in half guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Drugs is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Chop pulls his head out easily.
Chop sitting and controlling from the half guard.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Pork Chop.
Chop scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Drugs wants to improve his position but Chop is controlling well.
Drugs looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Chop looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Drugs taking some punishment here, with Chop in his half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chop moves nicely into side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pork Chop dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Drugs drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Drugs fails with a takedown attempt.
Drugs takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Chop looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Chop is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Drugs can do to turn this around?
Chop looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Drugs with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Chop in particular looking to stall.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Drugs trying to control from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chop looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Drugs on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Drugs looking for submissions off his back.
Drugs takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Drugs wants to improve his position but Chop is controlling well.
Chop stalling.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chop looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Chop working Drugs over with strikes.
Chop not doing much here.
Drugs has hold of Chop's hands but Chop slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chop controlling the action here.
Chop working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Drugs makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Drugs.
Chop is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chop wants to control from the top but Drugs keeps moving.
Pork Chop is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
We're going to have a standup here because Pork Chop wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Chop looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Drugs!
Drugs is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Chop is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Drugs is squirming around, avoiding Chop's attempts to control the action.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chop controlling from the full mount.
And that's the end of the fight!
Pork Chop showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Chop, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pork Chop!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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