PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sam Winchester (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rinky Spider (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Winchester comes to the cage accompanied by Carry on my wayward son. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Winchester
vs
Spider

194 cm
24
256 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

197 cm
23
270 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Sam Winchester!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rinky Spider!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spider throws a half hearted mid kick.
Spider slips a straight right by Winchester.
Winchester tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spider was well out of range. Poor timing from Winchester.
Spider attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Spider tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Spider fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Winchester manages to avoid it.
Spider lands a slapping body shot.
Winchester lands with a right hand.
Spider cracks Winchester with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Winchester misses with a lunging right hand
and Spider makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Spider lands a big head kick that sends Winchester tumbling to the mat! Spider takes a step backwards and waves Winchester back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Winchester is rocked!

It looks like Sam Winchester has been cut.
Winchester throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Oh Winchester is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Winchester defending well as Spider loads up on a big left hand.
Winchester throws a jab when Spider was well out of range.
A low kick from Winchester is predictable there
and Spider counters with a massive head kick! KABOOM! Winchester is out cold! A devastating KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Rinky Spider! Rinky Spider retains his heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Rinky Spider made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.