PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Blithering Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Liam Harrison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Idiot's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Non-Phixion: Black Helicopters. Harrison has chosen Dizzy Rascal - Sirens as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Idiot
vs
Harrison

180 cm
34
167 lbs
25 - 3 - 0

172 cm
25
157 lbs
19 - 5 - 1

Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blithering Idiot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Liam Harrison!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Hirohito Nitta and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Idiot throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Idiot scores with a nice right hand.
Harrison slips a jab from Idiot.
Harrison throws out a powerful jab.
Harrison misses with a hook.
Idiot scores with a crisp jab that stopped Harrison in his tracks.
Idiot throws out a loose jab but Harrison uses good head movement to avoid it.
Idiot misses the shot to the body.
Idiot slips a jab from Harrison.
Idiot jabs Harrison to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Harrison connects with the punch.
Blithering Idiot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A looping hook to the body misses from Harrison. Idiot does a little dance to reset his feet.
Idiot steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Harrison.
Idiot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Harrison was well out of range. Poor timing from Idiot.
Harrison scores with a jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Idiot misses with an uppercut.
A jab lands there for Idiot.
Idiot lands a body shot.
Idiot lands with a cross.
A slow jab from Harrison misses its intended target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot just misses with a punch to the body.
Idiot misses with a wild body shot.
Idiot throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Idiot lands a really nice looking cross but Harrison seems unphased.
Harrison swings for the body but Idiot moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Harrison misses the target.
Harrison loads up on a big right hand but Idiot slips the punch.
Harrison walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Harrison dodges the punch combination from Idiot.
Harrison fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Idiot throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Harrison lands a jab to the nose.
Idiot cracks Harrison with a right hand to the side of the head.
Harrison throws a big shot that misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Idiot just misses with a punch to the body.
Harrison scores with a hook to the body. Idiot takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idiot throws a right hand that misses
and Idiot takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Harrison misses with a right hand

and Idiot counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Idiot misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Idiot is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Idiot is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Harrison is keeping busy.
Harrison blocks a body shot from Idiot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Harrison.
A short right from Idiot on the inside.
Harrison wants to get back to striking at distance but Idiot won't allow it.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Harrison throws an elbow but misses.
Idiot blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Harrison tries to throw a body punch but Idiot avoids it by throwing Harrison back against the ropes.
Idiot throws a head punch that misses.

Harrison breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Idiot ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Harrison moves away.
Harrison moves out of range of the strikes.
Idiot swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idiot misses with a hook to the body
and Idiot takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Idiot scores with a jab.
Harrison keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Idiot.
Harrison uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Idiot has time to react.
Idiot thows a left - swing and a miss!
Harrison stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Idiot scores with a hook to the body. Harrison takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Harrison moves away from the strike by Idiot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Harrison. Idiot does a little dance to reset his feet.
Idiot moves out of range of the strikes.
Harrison misses with a body shot.
Harrison lands a jab to Idiot's midsection.
Idiot takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Idiot throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Harrison throws a hook to the side of Idiot's head but Idiot sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Harrison waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Idiot.
Harrison looks to land a right hand but Idiot moved out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harrison keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Idiot cracks Harrison with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Harrison misses with a wild body shot.
Harrison throws a right and a left that Idiot avoids nicely.
Idiot lands with a shot to the body.
Harrison looks to land a body kick but Idiot moved away.
Harrison throws a head kick but Idiot moves out of range.
A left lands for Idiot.
Harrison throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A telegraphed right hand from Idiot misses the target.
Idiot misses with a looping right.
Idiot scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Harrison lands a really nice looking cross but Idiot seems unphased.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Idiot bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Harrison's head backwards.
Idiot tests Harrison's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Harrison takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Blithering Idiot dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Idiot takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Idiot lands with a good body shot.
A lazy left from Harrison finds it's target.
Harrison's jab looks to have found its range, popping Idiot under the eye.
Idiot misses with a looping right.
A swing and a miss from Harrison.
Harrison bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Harrison works Idiot's body with a nice hook.
Harrison looks to score with a jab to the body but Idiot is just out of range.
Harrison swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Idiot dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Harrison takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Idiot misses with a body punch
and Harrison counters with a solid body kick.
Idiot's jab looks to have found its range, popping Harrison under the eye.
Idiot checks a leg kick.
Idiot misses with a lunging right hand
and Harrison connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Idiot.
Idiot rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Harrison moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Blithering Idiot is winning the standup battle so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot clobbers Harrison with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Harrison takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Idiot ducks under a wild hook from Harrison.
Idiot clobbers Harrison with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Harrison throws a jab when Idiot was well out of range.
Idiot scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Harrison misses with a looping left.
Idiot looks to land a right hand but Harrison moved out of range.
Harrison swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Harrison looks to land a combination but Idiot avoids it well.
Donk. Idiot catches Harrison right on the button with a cross.
Harrison lands an overhand right.
Idiot lands a jab to the nose.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Idiot stuns Harrison with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Harrison jabs Idiot to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Idiot moves out of range of the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harrison lands a right hook to the body.
Idiot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Harrison was well out of range. Poor timing from Idiot.
Harrison misses with a body shot.
Harrison moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
A jab from Idiot misses.
Idiot tests Harrison's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Idiot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Harrison manages to avoid it.
Harrison walks into a stiff left hand from Idiot.
Idiot fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Idiot misses with a body shot.
Idiot throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Harrison on the side of the head.
Harrison has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Idiot throws a poor cross that misses
and Harrison counters with a two punch combo.
Idiot misses with an uppercut.
Harrison throws out a loose jab but Idiot uses good head movement to avoid it.
Harrison misses with an uppercut. Idiot saw that one coming.
Harrison throws a jab but it's blocked by Idiot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harrison scores with a leg kick.
Harrison scores with a jab to the head.
Harrison defending well as Idiot loads up on a big left hand.
Harrison misses with a series of wild punches.
Idiot looks to throw the jab but Harrison is out of range.
Harrison with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Idiot to score with a decent uppercut.
Harrison throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Idiot swings for the body but Harrison moves out of range.
Idiot digs a good body shot into Harrison's ribs.
Harrison looks to land a right hand but Idiot moved out of range.
Idiot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Harrison manages to avoid it.
Idiot takes a jab right on the kisser.
Donk. Idiot catches Harrison right on the button with a cross.
Harrison throws a big shot that misses.
Harrison on the wrong end of a nice jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Idiot lands a nice hook to Harrison's body. Harrison takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Idiot lands a nice shot that snaps Harrison's head back.
Idiot lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Idiot scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

Harrison is rocked!
Harrison takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Harrison is still on wobbly legs! Can Idiot finish him?
Harrison throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Idiot ducks under a wild hook from Harrison.
The fighters circling - Idiot throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Harrison seems to have recovered his senses.
Harrison misses with a kick to the body.
Harrison bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Idiot misses the jab.
Idiot avoids a kick to the body.
A jab from Idiot misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Idiot scores with a body shot.
Harrison lands with a nice body punch.
Harrison scores with a nice strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Blithering Idiot dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Idiot throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Harrison will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Harrison lands a head shot.
Idiot misses with a body shot.
Harrison lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A slow jab from Harrison misses its intended target.
Idiot misses with an uppercut. Harrison saw that one coming.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Harrison - that will leave a mark!
Idiot throws a jab when Harrison was well out of range.
Harrison uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Idiot.
Idiot rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Harrison moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Harrison misses with a body shot.
Nice cross by Idiot.
Harrison throws an off balance right hand
letting Idiot counter with a right hand.
A solid leg kick lands there for Harrison.
Idiot scores with a sloppy right hand. Harrison should have avoided that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harrison is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Idiot.
Idiot takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Idiot uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Harrison.
A shot to the liver by Idiot. Beautiful body shot.
Harrison takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Harrison cracks a nice hook into Idiot's ribs.
Idiot takes one to the side of the head.
Idiot misses with a wild body shot.
Idiot jabs Harrison to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Harrison moves out of range of the strikes.
Idiot misses with a wild body shot.
Harrison takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Idiot throws a jab when Harrison was well out of range.
Idiot misses with a wild body shot.
Idiot moves away from the strike by Harrison.
Some wild striking there from Idiot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harrison lands a jab.
Idiot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Harrison manages to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Harrison turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Idiot slips a jab from Harrison.
Idiot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Harrison was well out of range. Poor timing from Idiot.
Harrison feints a jab promting Idiot to slip. Harrison then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Idiot slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Harrison checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Harrison looks to land a right hand but Idiot moved out of range.
Harrison lands a jab to the nose.
Harrison keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Idiot.
Idiot has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Idiot there as he acknowledges the shot.
Harrison throws a left and a right that both miss
and Idiot cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Idiot walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idiot swings for the body but Harrison moves out of range.
A jab from Harrison misses.
Decent striking displayed by Idiot there.
Idiot moves forwards but Harrison connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Harrison uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Idiot.
Idiot lands a nice hook to Harrison's body. Harrison takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Idiot misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Harrison.
Harrison gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Harrison misses with a looping left.
Harrison scores with a sloppy right hand. Idiot should have avoided that one.
Harrison throws a series of punches but Idiot moves out of range.
Idiot takes a swing at Harrison's ribcage but misses.
Idiot looks to land a right hand but Harrison moved out of range.
Idiot ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Idiot slips a straight right by Harrison.
The fighters circle momentarily. Idiot darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Idiot with a hook.
Harrison misses with a body kick.
Idiot scores with a nice head shot.
Idiot throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A jab from Idiot misses.
Idiot throws a jab but it's blocked by Harrison.
Harrison throws a jab when Idiot was well out of range.
Harrison ducks under a wild hook from Idiot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Idiot. Harrison does a little dance to reset his feet.
Harrison misses with a hook. Idiot ducked under it nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Harrison lands with a nice body punch.
Harrison misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Harrison uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Idiot.
Harrison loads up on a big right hand but Idiot slips the punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Blithering Idiot did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Idiot connects with a body shot.
Harrison tries to land a front kick but Idiot steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Harrison keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jab from Idiot.
Idiot looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Idiot staying out of range there.
A big left from Idiot misses.
Harrison throws a hook but Idiot avoids it easily.
Idiot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Harrison was well out of range. Poor timing from Idiot.
Harrison misses with an uppercut.
Harrison throws a jab when Idiot was well out of range.
Harrison misses with a leg kick.
Harrison on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Harrison is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Idiot lands a glancing blow to the side of Harrison's head.
Idiot looks to land a right hand but Harrison moved out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Harrison was well out of range. Poor timing from Idiot.
Harrison misses with a head kick.
Idiot throws a series of punches but Harrison avoids them all with ease.
Harrison sizes up Idiot with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Harrison ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Idiot connects with a crisp jab.
Harrison throws a half hearted mid kick.
Idiot connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Idiot throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Idiot getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Harrison fails to land with a series of punches.
Harrison takes one on the button.
Harrison moves away from the strike by Idiot.
Harrison on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Harrison misses with an uppercut
and Idiot counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Idiot throws an overhand right that lands on Harrison's shoulder, as Harrison tries to avoid the shot.
Harrison fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Idiot tries to close the distance and clinch but Harrison swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Harrison comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Idiot missing with a left hand there. Harrison was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Idiot tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Harrison is able to avoid easily.
Idiot misses the shot to the body.
Idiot takes a swing at Harrison's ribcage but misses.
Idiot scores with a hook.
Harrison turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Harrison dips to his left and cracks Idiot with an uppercut!
Harrison scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Idiot doesn't seem bothered though.
Harrison connects with a crisp jab.
Harrison pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Harrison takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idiot dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Idiot misses with a body shot.
Idiot swings widly with a right hand
and Harrison counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Idiot throws a body punch but Harrison moves out of range.
Idiot slips a jab from Harrison.
Harrison will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Harrison moves away from the strike by Idiot.
Idiot looks to land a combination but Harrison avoids it well.
A big right from Harrison misses.
Idiot throws a body punch but Harrison moves out of range.
Idiot looks to land a right hand but Harrison moved out of range.
Harrison throws a body kick that misses.
Idiot takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Harrison.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Harrison.
Harrison throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Harrison misses with a few strikes there.
Nice body punch from Idiot.
Idiot keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Harrison connects with a solid leg kick.
Idiot missing with a left hand there. Harrison was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Harrison scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Harrison throws a big shot that misses.
Harrison uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Idiot.
Idiot slips under a jab.
Idiot listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Idiot swings for the body but Harrison moves out of range.
Idiot lunges at Harrison with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Harrison's hand.
Donk. Harrison catches Idiot right on the button with a cross.
Harrison moves out of range of the leg kick from Idiot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Blithering Idiot had his way with Liam Harrison in that round.
That's time! Idiot's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Harrison moves away from the strike by Idiot.
Harrison scores with a jab. Idiot acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Harrison throws a hook but Idiot avoids it easily.
Idiot misses with a double jab
and Harrison counters with a right hand to the body.
Harrison ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Harrison missing with a left hand there. Idiot was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Harrison throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A telegraphed right hand from Harrison misses the target.
Harrison uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Idiot.
Idiot thows a left - swing and a miss!
Harrison misses with a body shot.
Idiot uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Harrison.
Idiot swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Harrison swings for the body but Idiot moves out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Harrison.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harrison clobbers Idiot with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Idiot needs to keep his hands up - Harrison had a free shot at his head there.
Harrison pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A right-left combo lands from Idiot.
Idiot pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Harrison connects with a single shot there.
A slow jab from Harrison misses its intended target.
Harrison looks to land a body kick but Idiot moved away.
Idiot works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Harrison bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Idiot will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A looping hook to the body misses from Harrison. Idiot does a little dance to reset his feet.
Harrison throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Harrison misses the jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idiot throws a body punch but Harrison moves out of range.
Idiot swings for the body but Harrison moves out of range.
Harrison ducks under a wild hook from Idiot.
Idiot throws a jab but it's blocked by Harrison.
Idiot bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Idiot misses with a straight left.
Harrison will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Idiot misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Harrison connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Idiot fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Harrison looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Harrison is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Harrison is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Idiot.
Harrison walks into a left hand.
Idiot thows a body shot but no joy.
Idiot swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Harrison counters with a stiff right hand.
Idiot throws an off balance right hand
and Harrison counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Idiot lands a nice hook to Harrison's body. Harrison takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harrison checks a leg kick.
Harrison misses with a looping left.
Idiot loads up on a big right hand but Harrison slips the punch.
Idiot digs a good body shot into Harrison's ribs.
Idiot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Harrison manages to avoid it.
Idiot moves out of range of the body kick from Harrison.
Idiot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Idiot throws a big shot that misses.
Harrison catches Idiot with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Idiot throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Harrison.
Idiot lands a really nice looking cross but Harrison seems unphased.
Idiot comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Harrison digs a good body shot into Idiot's ribs.
Idiot swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Idiot misses with an uppercut. Harrison saw that one coming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harrison lands a nice shot that snaps Idiot's head back.
Harrison lands a head kick. Idiot smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Idiot looks to land a right hand but Harrison moved out of range.
Idiot slips a straight right by Harrison.
Harrison throws a body punch but Idiot moves out of range.
Harrison changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Harrison looks to score with a jab to the body but Idiot is just out of range.
Harrison slips a jab from Idiot.

Idiot drives through and clinches with Harrison against the ropes.
Harrison lands a damaging elbow.

Harrison pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Idiot misses with a right hand
and Harrison counters with a nice body shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Idiot scores with a crisp jab that stopped Harrison in his tracks.
Idiot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Harrison manages to avoid it.
Liam Harrison has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Idiot ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Harrison moves away.
Idiot moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Blithering Idiot.
Well Idiot has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 50:45
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 50:45
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 50:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Blithering Idiot!
Blithering Idiot thanked the fans post fight for their support.