PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lochness Monster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fus Ro Dah (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Monster
vs
Ro Dah

214 cm
25
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

204 cm
18
260 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lochness Monster!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fus Ro Dah!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Wesley Smith and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Monster lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ro Dah circles away quickly and effectively.
Ro Dah tries to clinch there but Monster circles away.
Monster throws a right and a left that Ro Dah avoids nicely.
Monster keeps the fight on the outside.
Monster throws a nice looking combination but Ro Dah bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Monster throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ro Dah tries to clinch
and Monster counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Monster wants to land a leg kick but Ro Dah is out of range.
Ro Dah tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Monster paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Ro Dah wants to clinch

and Monster counters with a crisp one two that drops Ro Dah! Monster thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Ro Dah to his feet! Ro Dah is in big trouble!

Ro Dah is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ro Dah wants to clinch
and Monster counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lochness Monster!
Lochness Monster is the new heavyweight champion!
Post fight, Lochness Monster took to the microphone: 'No one can handle this Big Ol' dick'.