PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Lorgar Grimnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and King Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). King Jobber has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Lorgar Grimnar's chin.

Grimnar
vs
Jobber

180 cm
22
165 lbs
0 - 4 - 0

171 cm
23
162 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
World class boxer
Granite chin

DJs Locker

Brute
DJs Locker

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Lorgar Grimnar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, King Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grimnar drops his hands momentarily and Jobber takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Jobber jabs at Grimnar's body.
Jobber throws a right hand that misses
and Grimnar cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jobber misses with a wild body shot.
King Jobber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Grimnar ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Grimnar avoids the body shot from Jobber.
Jobber tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Grimnar was well out of range. Poor timing from Jobber.
Jobber swings away with a body shot that misses
and Grimnar counters with an outside leg kick.
Grimnar misses with a hook
and Jobber counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Grimnar displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grimnar tries to score with a low kick but Jobber moves his leg out of the way.
Grimnar is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jobber.
Grimnar takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Jobber thows a body shot but no joy.
Good shot there by Grimnar.
Grimnar avoids the body shot from Jobber.
Jobber throws an overhand right that lands on Grimnar's shoulder, as Grimnar tries to avoid the shot.
Grimnar closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jobber takes a swing at Grimnar's ribcage but misses.
Grimnar misses with an uppercut.
Jobber misses with an uppercut.
Jobber uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Grimnar.
A decent looking cross lands there for Jobber.
Grimnar throws a lazy right hand but Jobber sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jobber dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
An inside leg kick from Grimnar misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Grimnar counters with a nice uppercut.
Jobber misses with an uppercut
and Grimnar counters with a straight right hand.
Grimnar scores with a decent looking hook.
Jobber swings for the body but Grimnar moves out of range.
Grimnar throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jobber misses with a looping left.
Jobber ducks right into an uppercut from Grimnar.
Jobber cracks a nice hook into Grimnar's ribs.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Jobber checks a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jobber moves out of range of the leg kick from Grimnar.
Jobber avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jobber swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jobber misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Grimnar.
Grimnar looks to land a right hand but Jobber moved out of range.
Jobber takes a swing at Grimnar's ribcage but misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jobber fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Grimnar on the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Grimnar scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but King Jobber will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Jobber throws a body punch but Grimnar moves out of range.
Grimnar misses with an uppercut.
Jobber takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jobber is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Grimnar rather than just go for the knockout.
Grimnar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jobber scores with a body shot.
Jobber lands a slapping body shot.
Grimnar takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Jobber looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Jobber fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grimnar misses with a two punch combination.
Grimnar connects with a leg kick. Jobber looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Jobber misses with a body shot.
Jobber moves away from the strike by Grimnar.
A head kick misses from Grimnar.
Jobber fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jobber misses with a looping right.
Jobber scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Grimnar doesn't seem bothered though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jobber takes a swing at Grimnar's ribcage but misses.
Jobber throws a looping overhand right but Grimnar ducks down to avoid it.
Grimnar throws out a loose jab but Jobber uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grimnar with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jobber to score with a decent uppercut.
Jobber throws a looping overhand right but Grimnar ducks down to avoid it.
Grimnar looks to land a right hand but Jobber moved out of range.
Grimnar takes a jab right on the kisser.

Grimnar is rocked!
Jobber scores with a shot to the body.
King Jobber seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Jobber throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Grimnar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jobber manages to avoid it.
Grimnar tries to bum rush Jobber with a series of wild strikes but Jobber uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Grimnar throws the left hand but Jobber avoids the punch easily.
Jobber looks to throw the jab but Grimnar is out of range.
Jobber throws a sloppy body shot
and Grimnar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jobber misses with an uppercut. Grimnar saw that one coming.
Jobber misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Grimnar.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grimnar ducks under a wild hook from Jobber.
Jobber misses with an uppercut. Grimnar saw that one coming.
Jobber lands a jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Grimnar misses the target.
Grimnar uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jobber.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jobber lands with a shot to the body.
Jobber stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Grimnar.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

King Jobber showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!

Grimnar misses with a looping left.
Grimnar throws a poor cross that misses
and Jobber cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jobber misses with a body shot.
Jobber swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Grimnar counters with a nice uppercut.
Jobber misses with a straight left.
Jobber misses the body punch
and Grimnar counters with a straight right hand.
Grimnar walks into a straight right hand from Jobber.
Grimnar slips a jab from Jobber.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jobber rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Grimnar counters with a left to the body.
Jobber misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Grimnar.
Grimnar moves out of range of the strikes.
Jobber throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jobber. Grimnar does a little dance to reset his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jobber. Grimnar does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jobber throws a body punch but Grimnar moves out of range.
Grimnar avoids the body shot from Jobber.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jobber lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Grimnar ducks under a wild hook from Jobber.
Grimnar throws a hook but Jobber avoids it easily.
Jobber jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jobber scores with a hook to the body. Grimnar takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jobber throws a jab but it's blocked by Grimnar.
Jobber ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Grimnar moves away.
Jobber misses with a looping right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grimnar looks to land a left hand but Jobber moved out of range nicely.
Grimnar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jobber smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Jobber takes a swing at Grimnar's ribcage but misses.
Jobber avoids the head kick by Grimnar.
Jobber throws a lazy right hand but Grimnar sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jobber defending well as Grimnar loads up on a big left hand.
Grimnar throws a jab but it's blocked by Jobber.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jobber comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Lorgar Grimnar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jobber misses with a body shot.
Nice defenses there by Grimnar.
Jobber clobbers Grimnar with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jobber ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Grimnar moves away.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jobber tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Grimnar was well out of range. Poor timing from Jobber.
Jobber ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Grimnar moves away.

And that's the end of the fight!
King Jobber comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jobber has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... King Jobber!
King Jobber bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.