PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randolf Brox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuckwell comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Fuckwell
vs
Brox

191 cm
29
194 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

178 cm
30
170 lbs
17 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Randolf Brox!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Aafke Stam and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Fuckwell misses.
Fuckwell fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Brox is out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Brox checks a leg kick.
Fuckwell takes one to the chin there.
Brox fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fuckwell. Brox does a little dance to reset his feet.

Brox looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Fuckwell controlling Brox's posture.
Brox showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

Fuckwell has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Brox can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Fuckwell wants to sweep here but Brox controlling him for the moment.
Brox slips nicely into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Brox is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Fuckwell is trying to stand back up but Brox is controlling him
Brox throwing shots but Fuckwell is blocking nicely.
Fuckwell trying to control but Brox postures up.
Fuckwell wants to get back to full guard.
Fuckwell keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Brox is looking for a kimura here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Brox trying to mount his opponent but Fuckwell defends it.
Fuckwell wants to get back to his feet.
Fuckwell trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Brox manages to pass to mount!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brox punishing his opponent with strikes.
Fuckwell can't escape the position.
Fuckwell gets back to half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fuckwell avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Brox.
Fuckwell keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Fuckwell wants to improve his position but Brox is controlling well.
Brox is thwarting Fuckwell's attempts to control the position.
Fuckwell looks like he's trying to stand up.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Brox trying to control the action but Fuckwell is working from the bottom.
Fuckwell trying to control but Brox postures up.
Fuckwell is trying is best to control the position here.
Brox has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Eyeonly Fuckwell just wasn't active enough.
Fuckwell swings for the body but Brox moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brox scores with a jab.
Fuckwell fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Brox looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Fuckwell throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.

Brox shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Brox trying to control from half guard but Fuckwell is working away.
Brox prevents Fuckwell from standing back up.
Brox is trying to control the action in half guard but Fuckwell is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Fuckwell pushes Brox off looking to stand but Brox dives back in and keeps control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fuckwell wants to get back to full guard.
Fuckwell is trying to maintain the position but Brox is very close to passing his half guard.
Fuckwell has a hand on Brox's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Brox takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Brox content just to control the position here.
Fuckwell is trying to escape the mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brox breaks from Fuckwell's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Brox content just to control the position here.
Brox raining down shots from the mount!
Brox landing strikes from the mount and Fuckwell is in trouble!
Fuckwell tries to hold on but Brox pushes him away.
Brox looking to control but Fuckwell is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Brox controlling from the full mount.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuckwell is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Randolf Brox dominated that round.
That's time! Fuckwell's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Fuckwell misses the shot to the body.
Fuckwell misses with a low kick as Brox jumps back.
Fuckwell with a jab.
Fuckwell goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Fuckwell throws a head kick but Brox moves out of range.
Brox moves out of range of the body kick from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell misses with a low kick.
A clash of legs there as Brox blocks the low kick.
Nice takedown defense from Fuckwell. No joy for Brox on that attempt.
Fuckwell tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fuckwell keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Fuckwell walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Brox checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Fuckwell throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fuckwell lands a leg kick that knocks Brox off balance momentarily.
Fuckwell takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Brox misses with a body punch
and Fuckwell counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell looks for the body kick but Brox saw that one coming.
Fuckwell misses with an attempted mid kick.
Brox moves out of range as Fuckwell throws a body kick.
Brox tries for a takedown but Fuckwell sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Eyeonly Fuckwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Randolf Brox.
Brox shoots for a takedown but Fuckwell saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Fuckwell lands a really nice looking cross but Brox seems unphased.
Fuckwell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Brox swinging wildly here.
Fuckwell dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Brox. That did some damage!
Fuckwell lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Brox shoots in for a double leg but Fuckwell sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Eyeonly Fuckwell is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Brox shoots in but no luck this time.
Both fighters circling a little - Fuckwell finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Nice body kick from Fuckwell.
Eyeonly Fuckwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell dips to his left and cracks Brox with an uppercut!
Brox scores with a crisp jab that stopped Fuckwell in his tracks.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Brox avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A left lands for Brox.
Fuckwell fails with an attempt to clinch.
Brox misses with a takedown attempt - Fuckwell sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Brox takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fuckwell tries to clinch up.
Fuckwell uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Brox.
Eyeonly Fuckwell is winning the standup battle so far.
Brox misses with a looping right.
Fuckwell has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Brox shoots in for a takedown but Fuckwell shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Brox keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Brox looks to land a right hand but Fuckwell moved out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Brox is out of range.
Fuckwell lands a front kick.
Brox on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Fuckwell loads up on a big right hand but Brox slips the punch.
Brox misses with a jab, cross combination.
Fuckwell tries to land a front kick but Brox steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Fuckwell finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Fuckwell attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Fuckwell throws a body punch but Brox moves out of range.
Brox jabs at Fuckwell's body.
Fuckwell thows a body kick. Brox tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Fuckwell throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Brox sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Brox slips a jab from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell is looking to slow Brox down with leg kicks.
Fuckwell throws a chopping leg kick but Brox manages to avoid taking any serious damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell swings for the body but Brox moves out of range.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Brox checks a leg kick.
Fuckwell lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fuckwell uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Brox.
Fuckwell attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Brox checks the leg kick.
Brox misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Brox looks to land a left hand but Fuckwell moved out of range nicely.
Fuckwell tries to land a leg kick but Brox saw it coming and moves away.
Brox takes one to the side of the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Brox clobbers Fuckwell with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fuckwell, right into the meat.
Brox walks into a left hand.
Brox lands with a right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyeonly Fuckwell dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Fuckwell scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Fuckwell tried to score with a low kick but Brox checks it.
Fuckwell throws a low kick but Brox moves out of range easily.
Brox throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Fuckwell's waist but Fuckwell gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Brox off to one side.
Brox's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Brox swats away the attempt to clinch by Fuckwell.
Nice defenses there by Brox.
Fuckwell tries to clinch up.
Fuckwell wants to land a leg kick but Brox is out of range.
Brox avoids the body shot from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Brox sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Fuckwell throws a front kick that sends Brox stumbling back into the cage.
Brox blocks a leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Brox checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Brox walks forward, straight into a front kick from Fuckwell.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brox will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fuckwell blocks a jab.
Fuckwell throws a body kick that misses.
Brox checks a leg kick.
Brox uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Fuckwell has time to react.
Fuckwell connects with a solid leg kick.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Brox.
A head kick misses from Fuckwell.
Brox has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell is looking to land body kicks.
Fuckwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fuckwell lands a leg kick that knocks Brox off balance momentarily.
A head kick misses from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell misses with a body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Fuckwell moves into range and connects with a jab.

Fuckwell has Brox up against the cage in a clinch.
Brox looking for a takedown.
Fuckwell misses with a body punch.
Brox prevents a body shot from Fuckwell.
Brox lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fuckwell or not.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fuckwell fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Brox drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Fuckwell gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Eyeonly Fuckwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Randolf Brox.
Fuckwell misses with some punches.
Brox changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Fuckwell fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Brox thows a body shot but no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell throws a quick inside leg kick.
Fuckwell tries to land a front kick but Brox steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Brox fails with the takedown.
Fuckwell showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Brox.
Nice defenses there by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell takes a swing at Brox's ribcage but misses.
Fuckwell throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Brox tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Fuckwell swivels and escapes.
Brox checks a leg kick nicely.
Crunch! Fuckwell slams his shin into Brox's torso.
Fuckwell is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Fuckwell throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Brox wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell misses with a body kick.
Fuckwell scores with a jab to the head.
Fuckwell throws a low kick but Brox avoids it.
Fuckwell fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Brox.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fuckwell. That's going to slow Brox down.
Fuckwell throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Brox.
Brox scores with a hook to the body. Fuckwell takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fuckwell uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Brox.
Brox avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Fuckwell uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Brox.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fuckwell lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
A nice leg kick lands there from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell motions for Brox to come forward. Fuckwell throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fuckwell throws a body kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyeonly Fuckwell clearly takes that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Brox fails with a takedown attempt.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick that is checked
and Brox counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fuckwell thuds his shin into the meat of Brox's side.
Brox throws a right and a left that Fuckwell avoids nicely.
Fuckwell throws a head kick that misses.
Fuckwell defending well as Brox loads up on a big left hand.
Fuckwell takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Fuckwell tries to land a leg kick but Brox saw it coming and moves away.
Fuckwell throws a solid leg kick but Brox takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Fuckwell.
Brox looks to score with a jab to the body but Fuckwell is just out of range.
Fuckwell swings widly with a right hand
and Brox counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Fuckwell thinking.
Fuckwell displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Brox throws out the jab.
Fuckwell scores with a jab to the head.
A head kick misses from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell moves away from the strike by Brox.
Brox looks to land a combination but Fuckwell avoids it well.
Fuckwell throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Fuckwell pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fuckwell scores with a jab. Brox acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick but Brox moved away.
Fuckwell scores with a jab to the body.
Fuckwell tried to score with a low kick but Brox checks it.
Some wild striking there from Brox.
An inside leg kick from Fuckwell misses.
Fuckwell attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Brox shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Brox throws a hook but Fuckwell blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell throws a head kick that misses.
Nice body punch from Brox.
Brox shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Fuckwell sprawls well. Fuckwell wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Brox gets slowly back to his feet.
Eyeonly Fuckwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Randolf Brox.
Brox avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fuckwell tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Brox paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Fuckwell displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Brox throws out the jab.
Fuckwell scores with a leg kick.
Fuckwell moves out of range of the strikes.
Brox shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Fuckwell swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fuckwell takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Brox will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brox keeps the fight on the outside.
Brox misses with a series of wild punches.
Brox throws a lazy right hand but Fuckwell sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Brox swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Brox on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Brox is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Fuckwell throws a front kick that sends Brox stumbling back into the cage.
Fuckwell turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Fuckwell with a nice cross.
Fuckwell misses with a leg kick
and Brox counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice uppercut there from Fuckwell.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Fuckwell.
Brox keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fuckwell.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell scores with a crisp jab that stopped Brox in his tracks.

Brox changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Fuckwell looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fuckwell wants to control but Brox postures up.
Brox remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Fuckwell tries to improve position but can't.
Fuckwell is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Brox off and has taken his back!
Fuckwell is looking to control Brox but Brox is wriggling around and keeping busy.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Brox is trying to stand back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyeonly Fuckwell had his way with Randolf Brox in that round.
That's time! Fuckwell's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Brox fails with the takedown.
Fuckwell tries a low kick but Brox avoids it.
Fuckwell lands with an overhand left.
Fuckwell uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Brox.
Fuckwell looks to land a body kick but Brox moved away.
Fuckwell slips a straight right by Brox.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Fuckwell.
Fuckwell scoring well with a low kick there.
Brox shoots in but Fuckwell avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fuckwell. Brox does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fuckwell looks for the body kick but Brox saw that one coming.
Good shot there by Brox.
Nice takedown defense from Fuckwell. No joy for Brox on that attempt.
Eyeonly Fuckwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Randolf Brox.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brox throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Brox throws a lazy right hand but Fuckwell sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fuckwell does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Brox avoids the head kick by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell misses with a looping left.
Horrible takedown by Brox or perhaps it was just good defense by Fuckwell which made him look bad.
Fuckwell misses with a body kick.
Fuckwell throws out a leg kick but Brox moves out of range and Fuckwell only half commits.
Brox throws a right hand that Fuckwell ducks under and follows up with a left that Fuckwell also avoids with ease.
Brox misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Brox is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Fuckwell scores with a head kick. Brox tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Fuckwell walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Brox checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brox blocks a head kick by Fuckwell.
Brox throws a shot to the body.
Fuckwell throws a sloppy head kick and Brox moves out of range easily.
Fuckwell throws a nice head kick!
Nice sprawl there from Fuckwell as Brox shoots in.
Brox fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Fuckwell tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Brox ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuckwell throws a wild body kick that Brox sees coming a mile off.
Fuckwell swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fuckwell looks to land a body kick but Brox moved away.
Brox blocks a leg kick.
Fuckwell walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Brox checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Randolf Brox has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brox throws a jab but it's blocked by Fuckwell.
Brox moves out of range as Fuckwell throws a body kick.
Brox avoids the head kick by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Brox tries to keep at a distance but Fuckwell has taken the fight into the clinch.
Brox prevents a body shot from Fuckwell.
Brox is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Fuckwell gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Fuckwell gets underhooks to prevent Brox's takedown attempt.
Fuckwell misses with a short punch on the inside.
Brox blocks a body shot from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell has a couple of punches blocked by Brox.

Fuckwell pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Brox looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Fuckwell!
Fuckwell is trying to escape and get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell regains half guard.

Brox is trying to work for a kimura but Fuckwell is defending well.
Brox looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fuckwell is trying to stand back up but Brox is controlling him

Brox is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Fuckwell works his way to full guard. Good work.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fuckwell controlling Brox's posture.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eyeonly Fuckwell showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Fuckwell has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 49:46
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 49:46
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 49:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eyeonly Fuckwell!
Eyeonly Fuckwell is the new middleweight champion!
As Eyeonly Fuckwell got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Know this brothers, it is our duty to spread islam and rid the world of infidels, this is your duty as a muslim, if it means killing children.... we kill children'.