PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ron Burgundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Renato Lita (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Renato Lita has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Ron Burgundy's chin.

Burgundy
vs
Lita

205 cm
18
155 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

168 cm
19
150 lbs
0 - 3 - 1

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Hates pizza

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ron Burgundy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Renato Lita!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Felipe Paraventi and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Burgundy takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Burgundy shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Lita pinned against the cage. Lita gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Burgundy misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Lita closes the distance looking to clinch

and Burgundy counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

Burgundy pulls Lita into guard.
Burgundy really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Lita has gone for a leg lock! Burgundy slips out almost immediately though and dives into Lita's guard.
Burgundy trying to control the position from guard on top but Lita is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Lita looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Lita is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lita keeping moving, preventing Burgundy from controlling successfully.

Lita looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Lita has his feet on Burgundy's thighs here. He's pushed Burgundy off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Burgundy screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Renato Lita!
A victorious Renato Lita thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.