PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Julio Franco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clownturd McManmuffin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McManmuffin has chosen HOT HAM N CHEESE as his entrance music. Julio Franco could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Clownturd McManmuffin's chin.

Franco
vs
McManmuffin

183 cm
22
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

175 cm
18
189 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Big heart

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Julio Franco!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Clownturd McManmuffin!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Matheus Silva and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

McManmuffin gets in close and instigates a clinch.
McManmuffin tries to score a body lock takedown but Franco shows good agility there to stay on his feet.

McManmuffin gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Franco regains guard.
Franco wants to sweep but no luck.
McManmuffin pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Franco is keeping the position for now.
McManmuffin trying to control the position from guard on top but Franco is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Franco is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Franco seems to be working for a kimura but McManmuffin defends the submission attempt.

McManmuffin is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but Franco pulls his head out easily.

Franco is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, McManmuffin has managed to free his arm - good work.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Franco is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. McManmuffin doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Franco.
McManmuffin wants to get back to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Franco tries to pass the half guard into mount. McManmuffin knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
McManmuffin is pressing down on Franco's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
McManmuffin looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Franco looking to pass the guard.
Franco preventing the sweep.

McManmuffin had isolated an arm as going for an omaplata. Franco is defending the submission well but is in a very vulnerable position. McManmuffin Is leaning forward trying to finish the omaplata but decides to abandon it, and take Franco's back instead.
Franco breaks McManmuffin's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Franco is breathing heavily.
Franco stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McManmuffin swivels though and keeps the full guard.

McManmuffin looking for a triangle here. Franco is fighting it but it looks tight! McManmuffin pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Franco is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Clownturd McManmuffin!