PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Budo Rei (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ignatius Reilly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rei comes to the cage accompanied by Alice in Chains - No Excuses. Ignatius Reilly is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Rei
vs
Reilly

187 cm
28
233 lbs
22 - 10 - 0

190 cm
32
222 lbs
31 - 8 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Reaper Combatwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Budo Rei!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 8 - 2, fighting out of New York, Ignatius Reilly!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A left lands for Reilly.
Donk. Rei catches Reilly right on the button with a cross.

It looks like Ignatius Reilly has been cut.
Rei connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Reilly throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Rei throws a body kick that misses.
Nice uppercut lands for Reilly. That snapped Rei's head back.
Reilly finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Reilly turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Reilly throws a sloppy body shot
and Rei counters with a good low kick that Reilly was not able to check.
Reilly thows a left - swing and a miss!
Reilly moves out of range of the body kick.
Reilly throws a chopping leg kick but Rei manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A slapping leg kick lands for Rei.
Rei jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Reilly lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rei. Reilly does a little dance to reset his feet.
Reilly lands a nice shot to the body.
Rei misses with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Reilly stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Rei.
Rei's corner calls for a 1-2. Rei obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Rei lands a front kick.
Rei scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Rei connects with a leg kick. Reilly looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Rei scores with a nice right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rei works Reilly's body with a nice hook.
Reilly tries to clinch but Rei is having none of it.
Reilly with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Reilly stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Rei.
Rei dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Reilly looks winded!
A chopping leg kick lands by Rei.

Rei lands a big uppercut and Reilly crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Reilly looks OK. Rei waves Reilly back to his feet!
Reilly on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rei throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Rei misses the shot to the body.
Rei scores with a spinning back kick!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Rei, as that shot connected.

That has opened up Ignatius Reilly's cut even more.
Rei throws a nice inside leg kick.
BOOM! Rei lands a beautiful left hook that drops Reilly. Reilly tries to recover but Rei is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Reilly lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Budo Rei!
An out of breath Budo Rei thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.