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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Victor Blitzkof (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adam Carolla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blitzkof comes to the cage accompanied by In The End. Carolla has chosen Gotta Get It On from Taboo 2 as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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193 lbs
16 - 14 - 0 |
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201 lbs
41 - 34 - 0 |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Victor Blitzkof!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
41 - 34 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adam Carolla!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Leandro Rodrigues and Seu Braga.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carolla takes a swing at Blitzkof's ribcage but misses.
Good exchange - Carolla coming out on top.
Carolla has a takedown stuffed.
Carolla throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Blitzkof drops his hands momentarily and Carolla takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Blitzkof takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A punch combination from Carolla misses.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Blitzkof tries to break free but Carolla pushes him back against the cage.
Blitzkof misses with a short punch on the inside.
Carolla breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Carolla scores with the left hand. Blitzkof knows he should have avoided that one.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Blitzkof bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jab, jab by Carolla - just one landing.
Blitzkof swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Carolla lands a glancing blow to the side of Blitzkof's head.
Blitzkof with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Carolla to score with a decent uppercut.
Victor Blitzkof is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Blitzkof avoids the head kick by Carolla.
Blitzkof looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Carolla misses with an uppercut. Blitzkof saw that one coming.
Carolla misses with a series of wild punches.
Carolla scores with a punch to the head.
Carolla scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Carolla doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Carolla throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blitzkof misses the jab.
Carolla tests Blitzkof's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A looping hook to the body misses from Carolla. Blitzkof does a little dance to reset his feet.
Carolla tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Carolla misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Adam Carolla seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Carolla throws a sloppy body shot
letting Blitzkof counter with a right hand.
Carolla lands a nice looking body shot.
Blitzkof tests Carolla's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Carolla throws out a loose jab but Blitzkof uses good head movement to avoid it.
Carolla throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Blitzkof ducks under a wild hook from Carolla.
Carolla connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carolla cracks Blitzkof with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Carolla lands with a good body shot.
Carolla scores with a jab to the head.
Blitzkof avoids the body shot from Carolla.
Blitzkof tries to close the distance and clinch up but Carolla swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Carolla thuds a left hand into Blitzkof's body.
Nice cross by Carolla.
Blitzkof defending well as Carolla loads up on a big left hand.
Carolla plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Carolla is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Blitzkof had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Carolla takes a swing at Blitzkof's ribcage but misses.
Blitzkof throws a body punch but Carolla moves out of range.
Carolla misses with a double jab.
Carolla thuds a left hand into Blitzkof's body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Carolla looks to land a combination but Blitzkof avoids it well.
Blitzkof checks a leg kick nicely.
Carolla throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Blitzkof sees it coming and avoids it easily.
An inside leg kick from Carolla misses.
Carolla swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Carolla misses with a head kick.
Carolla throws a hook but Blitzkof blocks it.
Carolla has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Carolla chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Carolla moves in looking to clinch but Blitzkof pushes him off.
Carolla walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Blitzkof checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Blitzkof tests Carolla's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Carolla with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Carolla swings for the body but Blitzkof moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Adam Carolla dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Carolla throws a sloppy head kick and Blitzkof moves out of range easily.
Carolla lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Carolla misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carolla throws a looping overhand right but Blitzkof ducks down to avoid it.
Blitzkof uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Carolla.
Blitzkof throws a right hand that Carolla ducks under and follows up with a left that Carolla also avoids with ease.
Carolla keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Carolla slips under a jab from Blitzkof.
Blitzkof checks a leg kick nicely.
Carolla waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Blitzkof.
Carolla misses with an uppercut. Blitzkof saw that one coming.
Blitzkof closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Blitzkof takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Blitzkof throws out a loose jab but Carolla uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Carolla throws a series of punches but Blitzkof moves out of range.
Carolla throws a right and a left that both miss.
Carolla tries to close the distance and clinch but Blitzkof swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Carolla misses with a two punch combination.
Blitzkof slips under a jab.
Carolla throws a poor cross that misses
and Blitzkof counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Carolla thows a body shot but no joy.
Carolla swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Blitzkof cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Carolla scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Carolla swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Carolla closes the distance and clinches up with Blitzkof, looking for a takedown. Carolla pushes Blitzkof against the cage but Blitzkof circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Adam Carolla seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Carolla.
Carolla's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Blitzkof connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Carolla scrambles back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carolla thows a left - swing and a miss!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Blitzkof slaps away a takedown attempt from Carolla, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Carolla misses with a body kick.
Carolla lands with an overhand left.
Carolla clobbers Blitzkof with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Blitzkof walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Blitzkof scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Carolla throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Blitzkof to counter with a crisp jab.
Carolla lands a jab to the nose.
Victor Blitzkof is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Carolla throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Blitzkof.
Blitzkof has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Blitzkof lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Carolla blocks a head kick by Blitzkof.
Carolla misses with a wild combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carolla misses with a straight left.
Carolla throws a sloppy head kick and Blitzkof moves out of range easily.
Carolla throws a low kick but Blitzkof avoids it.
A left lands for Carolla.
Carolla takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The fight stays on the outside here - Blitzkof looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Carolla comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A slow jab from Carolla misses its intended target.
Blitzkof is looking to slow Carolla down with leg kicks.
Carolla lands a nice shot to the body.
A big left from Carolla misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blitzkof thuds a left hand into Carolla's body.
Carolla cracks Blitzkof with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Carolla shoots in looking for a takedown. Blitzkof tries to sprawl out of it but Carolla keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Blitzkof manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Victor Blitzkof has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Adam Carolla.
Carolla throws out a loose jab but Blitzkof uses good head movement to avoid it.
Carolla on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Carolla throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carolla is breathing heavily.
Carolla rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Blitzkof counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Blitzkof drops his hands momentarily and Carolla takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Carolla ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Blitzkof moves away.
Blitzkof looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Blitzkof tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Carolla was well out of range. Poor timing from Blitzkof.
Blitzkof looks to land a right hand but Carolla moved out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Adam Carolla will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Carolla tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Blitzkof was well out of range. Poor timing from Carolla.
Blitzkof throws a shot from downtown. Carolla moves away and avoids it.
Carolla throws a hook but Blitzkof blocks it.
Carolla misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Carolla tests Blitzkof's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Carolla bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Blitzkof misses with a low kick.
Blitzkof tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Carolla throws a good cross that connects.
Blitzkof misses with a wild body shot.
Blitzkof walks into a stiff left hand from Carolla.
Carolla throws a leg kick that misses.
Carolla throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Carolla just misses with a punch to the body.
Carolla throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Carolla throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Carolla attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Carolla feints a jab promting Blitzkof to slip. Carolla then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Blitzkof slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Carolla throws a leg kick but Blitzkof moved away.
The fighters circling - Carolla throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Carolla misses the shot to the body.
Carolla throws a right hand that misses
and Blitzkof counters with a leg kick.
Carolla takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Blitzkof tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carolla thows a body shot but no joy.
Carolla swings for the body but Blitzkof moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carolla throws a hook to the side of Blitzkof's head but Blitzkof sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Blitzkof ducks under a wild hook from Carolla.
Carolla misses with an uppercut.
Carolla lands a nice shot that snaps Blitzkof's head back.
Carolla throws a big shot that misses.
Adam Carolla is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Carolla lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Blitzkof at a distance.
A telegraphed right hand from Carolla misses the target.
Carolla throws a body kick that misses.
Carolla looks to score with a jab to the body but Blitzkof is just out of range.
Donk. Carolla catches Blitzkof right on the button with a cross.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Blitzkof thows a body shot but no joy.
Carolla slips a jab and a cross from Blitzkof.
Carolla throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blitzkof throws a lazy right hand but Carolla sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Carolla connects with an inside leg kick.
Carolla darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Carolla scores with a crisp jab that stopped Blitzkof in his tracks.
Carolla throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Carolla scores with a kick to the midsection.
Blitzkof fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Carolla manages to avoid it.
Carolla takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Carolla misses with a body shot.
Carolla tries to bum rush Blitzkof with a series of wild strikes but Blitzkof uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Carolla takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Carolla lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blitzkof walks into a left hand.
Carolla throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Blitzkof throws a body punch but Carolla moves out of range.
Carolla connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Blitzkof momentarily.
A punch lands to the side of Carolla 's head but he takes it in his stride.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Carolla throws the left hand but Blitzkof avoids the punch easily.
Blitzkof doesn't manage to clinch there - Carolla circles away.
Carolla thows a leg kick but Blitzkof checks it
and Carolla takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Victor Blitzkof has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Carolla misses the jab.
Blitzkof takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A head kick misses from Carolla.
Carolla moves to clinch but Blitzkof breaks away
and Blitzkof counters with a nice kick to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Adam Carolla comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Carolla has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 27:30
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 27:30
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Adam Carolla!
A very excited looking Adam Carolla made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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