PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Peter Pepper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ping Petunia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Peter Pepper is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Pepper
vs
Petunia

185 cm
31
141 lbs
9 - 11 - 0

175 cm
23
145 lbs
6 - 8 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Peter Pepper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ping Petunia!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Dillan Fox and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pepper misses with a hook

and Petunia decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Pepper's guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Pepper is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Petunia is controlling him.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pepper working a defensive guard here.
Petunia stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Pepper swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Petunia is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Petunia is pushing down on Pepper's leg trying to pass to half guard. Pepper is fighting to maintain full guard but Petunia has managed to sneak the leg through.

Petunia looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Pepper looks like he's trying to stand up.

Petunia is trying for a kimura here. Pepper looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Petunia wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Ping Petunia!
Ping Petunia gave a mention to Steel Penn's Laundry 93% in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).