PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Lulla Palluza (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brown Wilson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wilson has chosen crazy bitch as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Palluza
vs
Wilson

175 cm
18
160 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

183 cm
25
165 lbs
7 - 3 - 1

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ultimate Fighting Fuel

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Lulla Palluza!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Brown Wilson!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Elvis Blanc and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Palluza wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Palluza stuffs the takedown.
Wilson slips a jab and a cross from Palluza.
Palluza throws a jab but it's blocked by Wilson.
Palluza looks to throw the jab but Wilson is out of range.
Palluza misses with a wild combination.
Palluza displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Palluza throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wilson sees it coming and avoids it easily.

Palluza gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Wilson lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Palluza being controlled here, momentarily.
Wilson chips away with some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilson pushes down on Palluza's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Wilson keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Palluza on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Palluza tries to get out of the position.
Wilson's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Wilson lands a nice short elbow.
Wilson lands with a punch from half guard.
Wilson content to control rather than advance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Palluza is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Wilson passes to side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wilson cracks Palluza with a big right hand but Palluza just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Wilson is chipping away with strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wilson lands a few punches from side control.
Palluza being controlled for a moment.
Wilson looks up at the clock and then as Palluza takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Wilson smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!

Palluza is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wilson lands a few punches from side control.
Oh Palluza is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wilson gets to mount! Palluza was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Wilson sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Wilson scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Palluza?
Wilson drops a big elbow. That's hurt Palluza! More shots from Wilson and the ref steps in! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brown Wilson!
A less than humble Brown Wilson misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.