PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Deine Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yukio Mishima (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mom
vs
Mishima

191 cm
29
224 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

190 cm
25
210 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Deine Mom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Yukio Mishima!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Yuuki Gou and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mom smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Mom circles away from the clinch attempt
and Mom connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A left lands for Mom.
Mom lands with a nice combination. Mishima backs away looking to recover.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mom clobbers Mishima with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Mom lands a glancing blow to the side of Mishima's head.
Mishima gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Mom.
Mom lands a slapping body shot.
Mishima tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Mom counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mom fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Mishima has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Mishima there as he acknowledges the shot.
A shot to the liver by Mom. Beautiful body shot.
Mom lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mom scores with a jab to the body.
Mishima looks winded!
Mom works Mishima's body with a nice hook.
Mom connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

Mom drops Mishima with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Mishima looks back up at him and smiles so Mom waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Mishima is rocked!
Mishima ducks into an uppercut from Mom and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Deine Mom!
An out of breath Deine Mom thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.