PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between French Toast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Turk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toast comes to the cage accompanied by EAZY-E - Real Muthaphuckkin' G's. Johnny Turk has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Toast
vs
Turk

195 cm
27
250 lbs
16 - 6 - 0

199 cm
30
272 lbs
22 - 14 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, French Toast!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 14 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Johnny Turk!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Paul Tew and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the body from Toast misses
and Turk counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Turk takes one to the chin there.

It looks like Johnny Turk has been cut.

Turk lands a left and a right that sends Toast crashing to the canvas! Turk dives into mount looking to finish!

Toast is rocked!

It looks like French Toast has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Turk postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt Toast bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Turk and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Johnny Turk!
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