PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Phucked YoMom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steven Price (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Price has chosen bored as his entrance music. Phucked YoMom has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

YoMom
vs
Price

180 cm
23
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

180 cm
18
190 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Phucked YoMom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Steven Price!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Anni Minnemäki and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Price rushes YoMom and presses him up against the cage.
YoMom wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Price escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
YoMom connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

Price decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Price wants to pass the guard but YoMom is defending well.

YoMom actively working from the bottom here.
YoMom is looking for a sweep. Price is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
YoMom won't allow Price to pass to mount.

Price decides to return to a standing position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
YoMom lands with a shot to the body.
Price shoots in looking for a takedown. YoMom tries to sprawl out of it but Price keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. YoMom manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

Price moves into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Price slows down the pace here.
YoMom tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Price just stands there and leans against the cage.

Price breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
YoMom scores with a hook to the body. Price takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
YoMom bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Price's head backwards.

It looks like Steven Price has been cut.
YoMom scores with a nice right hand.
YoMom connects with a single shot there.

Price is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Price swats away the attempt to clinch by YoMom.
YoMom throws a head kick but Price moves out of range.
YoMom fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Price avoids the head kick by YoMom.
YoMom is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
YoMom throws a one two combo.
YoMom tries to clinch

and Price holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Price slows down the pace here.
YoMom fails to pull guard.
YoMom has had enough of the clinch but Price keeps him there for the moment.
YoMom is trying to pull guard but Price has him pressed against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Phucked YoMom. That's going to take a lot out of him.
YoMom is trying to pull guard but Price has him pressed against the cage.

Price decides to pull guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
YoMom pushes down on Price's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Price looks winded!

YoMom is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Price doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time YoMom.

YoMom is working for a submission of some sort.
YoMom blocks the strikes from Price.

YoMom is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

YoMom is trying for a kimura here. Price looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! YoMom wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Phucked YoMom!
A victorious Phucked YoMom thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.