PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Darth Vadar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Butch Kassidy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vadar comes to the cage accompanied by Hall of Fame. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Butch Kassidy was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Vadar
vs
Kassidy

210 cm
18
258 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

195 cm
20
250 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power

Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Darth Vadar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Butch Kassidy!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Bruno Hogan and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kassidy shoots in and bounces Vadar off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.

Vadar is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Kassidy is aware though and is defending well.
Kassidy postures up and lands a big shot to Vadar's brow.
Vadar avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Kassidy with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kassidy missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Kassidy lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Kassidy's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Kassidy's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Kassidy with a nice head shot there.
Vadar wants to sweep here but Kassidy controlling him for the moment.
Kassidy postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Kassidy working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

Vadar is rocked!
Kassidy with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Oh Vadar is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Vadar will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Kassidy with a nice head shot there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kassidy passes Vadar's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Vadar is breathing heavily.
Kassidy lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Nice strikes from Kassidy there.
Kassidy controlling the position here and throwing strikes from the top. Nice elbow lands there... and another... and another... oh, Vadar is out! Kassidy gets to his feet and admires his work - nice finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Butch Kassidy!
Butch Kassidy decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.