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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Will Porter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Phucked YoMom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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198 lbs
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205 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Will Porter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Phucked YoMom!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Porter takes a swing at YoMom's ribcage but misses.
Porter fakes high and swings low for a body shot but YoMom manages to avoid it.
A jab from YoMom misses.
YoMom misses with a straight right.
Porter waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract YoMom.
Porter slips a jab and a cross from YoMom.
The fighters circling - Porter throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Porter lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Porter misses with a wild combination.
Porter lands a lovely overhand right.
YoMom thows a body shot but no joy.
YoMom misses with a lunging right hand
and Porter counters with a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
YoMom connects with a solid leg kick.
YoMom steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Porter.
YoMom walks into a straight right hand from Porter.
YoMom takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Porter showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from YoMom.
YoMom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
YoMom misses with a left hand
and Porter counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
YoMom throws a jab when Porter was well out of range.
YoMom closes the distance but Porter moves to the side
letting Porter counter with a right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
YoMom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Porter lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Porter misses the body punch
and YoMom counters with a straight right hand.
Porter avoids the body shot from YoMom.
YoMom takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Nice body punch from Porter.
Porter is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
YoMom slips under a jab.
Will Porter seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
YoMom displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Porter throws out the jab.
Porter takes a swing at YoMom's ribcage but misses.
Porter misses with an uppercut
and YoMom cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
YoMom lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Porter circles away quickly and effectively.
Porter throws a combination but it was largely blocked by YoMom.
Porter misses with a wild body shot.
YoMom misses with a looping left.
Porter misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Porter swats away the attempt to clinch by YoMom.
Porter misses with a body shot.
YoMom feints and then cracks Porter's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Porter down.
YoMom lands with a nice combination. Porter backs away looking to recover.
YoMom slips a straight right by Porter.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
YoMom looks to land a combination but Porter avoids it well.
Porter sizes up YoMom with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Porter. YoMom does a little dance to reset his feet.
Porter misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from YoMom.
Porter is breathing heavily.
Porter moves out of range as YoMom strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Porter throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
YoMom tries to clinch up
and Porter counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A decent looking cross lands there for Porter.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Will Porter dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Porter jabbing away but nothing is landing.
YoMom pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
YoMom throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
YoMom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Porter.
Porter misses with a straight right.
YoMom thows a left - swing and a miss!
YoMom wants to clinch
and Porter counters with a stiff right hand.
Porter misses with a jab to the body
and YoMom cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Porter throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
YoMom digs a good body shot into Porter's ribs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Porter misses with a lunging right hand
and Porter takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from YoMom, right into the meat.
YoMom buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
YoMom looks to land a left hand but Porter moved out of range nicely.
YoMom avoids the body shot from Porter.
YoMom is looking to score with low kicks.
Porter takes a swing at YoMom's ribcage but misses.
YoMom throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Porter sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Porter fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Porter defending well as YoMom loads up on a big left hand.
Porter misses the shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
YoMom thows a body shot but no joy.
Porter swinging wildly here.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
YoMom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
YoMom is looking to clinch but Porter is avoiding it.
A big left from Porter misses.
Porter moves away from the strike by YoMom.
YoMom closes the distance looking to clinch
and Porter counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
YoMom throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
YoMom tries to clinch
and Porter counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Porter misses with a looping right.
Porter misses with the combination.
YoMom throws a hook but Porter avoids it easily.
Porter is looking to wear down YoMom with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
YoMom fails with an attempt to clinch.
Will Porter is winning the standup battle so far.
YoMom getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Porter ducks down and throws a hook to the body but YoMom moves away.
Porter swings for the body but YoMom moves out of range.
YoMom misses with a body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - YoMom throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
YoMom takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
YoMom looks to land a left hand but Porter moved out of range nicely.
Porter punishes YoMom's body with a nice straight punch.
Porter throws a jab when YoMom was well out of range.
Porter is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Porter is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
YoMom lands a jab to the nose.
YoMom tries to clinch but Porter is having none of it.
YoMom closes the distance looking to clinch
and Porter counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Phucked YoMom showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
YoMom scores with a one two! Porter had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
YoMom lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Porter circles away quickly and effectively.
Porter feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits YoMoms jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Porter connects with a body shot.
YoMom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
YoMom looks to clinch
and Porter counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd cheers as Porter lands an impressive looking overhand right. YoMom doesn't seem phased though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Porter misses with a lunging right hand
enabling YoMom to counter with a crisp jab.
Porter uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from YoMom.
Porter showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from YoMom.
YoMom tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Porter counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Porter throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Porter throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Porter looks to score with a jab to the body but YoMom is just out of range.
YoMom thows a left - swing and a miss!
Porter throws a series of punches but YoMom avoids them all with ease.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Porter misses the shot to the body.
Porter scores with a jab.
Porter ducks down and throws a hook to the body but YoMom moves away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
YoMom wants to clinch
and Porter counters with a right hand to the body.
YoMom bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
YoMom connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Porter throws a combination that misses
and YoMom counters with a nice uppercut.
YoMom throws the left hand but Porter avoids the punch easily.
Porter stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from YoMom.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Porter keeps the fight on the outside.
A telegraphed right hand from Porter misses the target.
YoMom dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Porter. That did some damage!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
YoMom misses with a two punch combination.
YoMom sizes up Porter with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
YoMom misses with a body shot.
Porter lands a slapping body shot.
YoMom scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
YoMom misses with a kick to the body.
Porter takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Porter takes a jab right on the kisser.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
YoMom throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Porter sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Porter has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Porter there as he acknowledges the shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
YoMom fails with an attempt to clinch.
YoMom throws a nice looking combination but Porter bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
YoMom swings for the body but Porter moves out of range.
YoMom thows a left - swing and a miss!
YoMom looks to land a left hand but Porter moved out of range nicely.
Porter changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
YoMom scores with a punch to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Porter walks into a jab.
Porter misses with a few strikes there.
And that's the end of the fight!
Phucked YoMom comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well YoMom has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight for Phucked YoMom!
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight for Phucked YoMom!
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight for Phucked YoMom!
Phucked YoMom wins by unanimous decision!
Phucked YoMom decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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