PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tommi Neponen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turd Anderson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Anderson
vs
Neponen

180 cm
26
184 lbs
12 - 7 - 2

180 cm
32
177 lbs
19 - 19 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tommi Neponen!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Tarja Halkonen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anderson shoots in but Neponen avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Turd Anderson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Anderson takes a swing at Neponen's ribcage but misses.
Anderson fails to land with a series of punches.
Anderson fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Anderson shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd Anderson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Anderson slips under a jab.
Anderson misses with a takedown attempt - Neponen sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Neponen lands a head kick. Anderson smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

Anderson shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Anderson tries to free his leg and advance position but Neponen is retaining full guard.
Anderson forces his way into half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Neponen is looking to escape.
Anderson is trying to control. Neponen wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Anderson is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Neponen defends it well.
Neponen wants to get back to his feet.
Neponen wants to improve his position but Anderson is controlling well.

Anderson is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Neponen is trying to stand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Neponen is trying to control but can't.
Neponen avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Anderson.

Anderson is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Neponen has managed to free his arm - good work.

Anderson is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

Anderson is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neponen wants to get back to his feet.

Anderson is working for a submission of some sort.
Neponen won't allow Anderson to pass to mount.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Anderson lands a nice short elbow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Neponen is looking to improve his position.

Neponen makes his way to full guard, as Anderson worked for a kimura.
Neponen looking for a sweep. Not yet Neponen, not yet.

Anderson is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Neponen controls Anderson momentarily but Anderson frees himself.
Anderson sitting in guard here, content to control.
Anderson looking to pass the guard.
Neponen trying to control the position.
Anderson trying to control the position from guard on top but Neponen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Tommi Neponen wasn't active enough on the ground.
Anderson blocks a head kick by Neponen.
Anderson throws a body punch but Neponen moves out of range.
Neponen avoids the body shot from Anderson.
Neponen stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Neponen wants it to stay on the feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neponen staying out of range there.
Anderson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Neponen but Neponen pushes him off and we're back to square one.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Anderson.
Anderson blocks a head kick by Neponen.
Anderson lands a jab to the head.
Anderson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Neponen misses the shot to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Neponen lands with an overhand left.
Neponen misses with a head kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Anderson lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Anderson dominated that round.
That's time! Anderson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Neponen scores with a leg kick.

Anderson drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Anderson connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Neponen some visible discomfort.

Anderson looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Neponen is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Anderson asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Neponen struggling a bit here.

Anderson thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Anderson working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
You can see the frustration on Neponen's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Anderson working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Neponen is pushing Anderson's head away, looking to escape. Anderson manages to hold on to the position though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Anderson thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Neponen tries to get back to half guard but can't.

Anderson is trying to get an arm triangle but Neponen is defending well.
Neponen is looking for a sweep.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Anderson working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Neponen can't do much from the bottom here.
Anderson trying to control the position but Neponen is working away.
Neponen sneaks back into half guard.
Anderson is controlling the pace.

Anderson is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neponen is trying to control but can't.
Neponen is trying to stand back up but Anderson is controlling him
Neponen wants to control but Anderson is keeping busy.
Neponen is staying active underneath Anderson, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Anderson passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Neponen!

Neponen defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Anderson.
Anderson is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Neponen can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Anderson postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Neponen looks a forlorn figure.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Anderson avoids the attempt from Neponen to control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anderson punishing his opponent with strikes.
Anderson controlling from mount.
Anderson raining down shots from the mount!
Neponen is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Neponen in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Anderson pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.

Neponen is rocked!
Neponen reaches up to try and control the position but Anderson seems to have an arm triangle now! Uh oh! Neponen rolls and tries to escape and now Anderson has his back!
Neponen is still in real trouble! Can Anderson finish him?

Neponen defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Anderson's arms.

Anderson is working the back position looking for the choke. Oh, he's slid into an armbar! Beautiful transition and Neponen taps out! Fantastic Jiu Jitsu from Anderson.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Turd Anderson!
Turd Anderson seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.