PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andre Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bootyshanks The 3rd comes to the cage accompanied by Brother Ali - Uncle Sam God damn. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Andre Jackson enters the cage!

Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd
vs
Jackson

174 cm
22
185 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

177 cm
23
185 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid Muay Thai
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q
Damnfield clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Andre Jackson!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jackson slips a jab from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Jackson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bootyshanks The 3rd thows a body shot but no joy.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a right and a left that Jackson avoids nicely.
Jackson ducks under a wild hook from Bootyshanks The 3rd.

Bootyshanks The 3rd manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Jackson on his heels. He'll look to pass Jackson's guard now, I'm sure.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control the position from guard on top but Jackson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bootyshanks The 3rd loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control the position from guard on top but Jackson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jackson looking to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bootyshanks The 3rd sitting in guard here, content to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.

Bootyshanks The 3rd drives through and clinches with Jackson against the cage.

Bootyshanks The 3rd turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Jackson controls the position for a moment.
Jackson is looking to regain half guard here but Bootyshanks The 3rd keeps moving and retains side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control the action but Jackson is working from the bottom.
Bootyshanks The 3rd cracks Jackson with a big right hand but Jackson just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jackson is not content to let Bootyshanks The 3rd control the position.
The ground and pound from Bootyshanks The 3rd seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Jackson is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Bootyshanks The 3rd is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Jackson working to try and regain half guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd with a couple of short strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bootyshanks The 3rd landing strikes from the mount and Jackson is in trouble!
Jackson slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Jackson controlling the position for now.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jackson is holding on to half guard well.
Jackson tries to roll over but Bootyshanks The 3rd keeps him under control.
Jackson is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Bootyshanks The 3rd jumps into side control!

Bootyshanks The 3rd wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Jackson, who protects the arm well.
A lull in the action here as Bootyshanks The 3rd stalls from top position.
Jackson on the wrong end of some ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control the action but Jackson is working from the bottom.
Bootyshanks The 3rd has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Jackson!
Bootyshanks The 3rd punishing his opponent with strikes.
Jackson tries to hold on but Bootyshanks The 3rd postures up.
Jackson is squirming around, avoiding Bootyshanks The 3rd's attempts to control the action.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bootyshanks The 3rd controlling the position easily from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Jackson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Jackson throws a poor cross that misses
and Bootyshanks The 3rd counters with a straight right hand.
Jackson throws the left hand but Bootyshanks The 3rd avoids the punch easily.

Jackson tries to sprawl but Bootyshanks The 3rd drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Bootyshanks The 3rd wants to take a breather but Jackson is having none of it.
Jackson wants to get back to full guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Jackson trying to control here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Jackson taking some punishment here, with Bootyshanks The 3rd in his half guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is trying to control the action in half guard but Jackson is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.

Jackson is defending against the submission attempts here by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

Bootyshanks The 3rd is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jackson is trying to get back to full guard.
Still in half guard, Bootyshanks The 3rd seems content to control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd thows a huge punch but Jackson dodges it nicely.
Bootyshanks The 3rd with the ground and pound but Jackson uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd stopping the sweep attempt from Jackson.
Bootyshanks The 3rd pushing down on Jackson's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is trying to control. Jackson wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

Bootyshanks The 3rd is working for a submission of some sort.
Bootyshanks The 3rd not landing any meaningful shots this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jackson wants to control but Bootyshanks The 3rd is keeping busy.
Bootyshanks The 3rd missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Bootyshanks The 3rd seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is trying to control the action in half guard but Jackson is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Jackson with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jackson is concentrating on defense, preventing Bootyshanks The 3rd from advancing position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jackson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Bootyshanks The 3rd scoring with strikes to the body and head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Bootyshanks The 3rd feints and as Jackson raises his hands in defense, Bootyshanks The 3rd changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jackson can do to turn this around?
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control the position from guard on top but Jackson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bootyshanks The 3rd advances to half guard.
Jackson is staying active underneath Bootyshanks The 3rd, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Jackson blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Jackson is trying to maintain the position but Bootyshanks The 3rd is very close to passing his half guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a head shot. Jackson uses the momentum to regain guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd landing with the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd passes Jackson's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control from half guard but Jackson is working away.
Bootyshanks The 3rd working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Bootyshanks The 3rd keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Jackson wants to control but Bootyshanks The 3rd is keeping busy.
Bootyshanks The 3rd thows a huge punch but Jackson dodges it nicely.
Bootyshanks The 3rd working the head and body with strikes.
Jackson blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bootyshanks The 3rd.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control the action but Jackson is working from the bottom.
Jackson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Andre Jackson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jackson is trying to control but can't.

Bootyshanks The 3rd is working for a submission of some sort.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to pass the guard but Jackson defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Jackson is not content to let Bootyshanks The 3rd control the position.
Bootyshanks The 3rd seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jackson wants to get back to full guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control the action but Jackson is working from the bottom.
Bootyshanks The 3rd keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is pressing down on Jackson's thigh, looking to free his foot. Jackson is holding on for now.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

We're going to have a standup here because Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Bootyshanks The 3rd fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Jackson avoids it really well and circles away.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to clinch but Jackson moves away
and Jackson counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice cross by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to clinch but Jackson is having none of it.
Jackson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bootyshanks The 3rd bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jackson thows a left - swing and a miss!

And that's the end of the fight!
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bootyshanks The 3rd has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd waved his t-shirt featuring Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q's logo in front of the cameras.