PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Yusuke Urameshi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Daemon Mustacho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Urameshi comes to the cage accompanied by Styles P & Uncle Murda - Poppin Bottle. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Urameshi
vs
Mustacho

190 cm
23
180 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

179 cm
24
181 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

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World class MT
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Yusuke Urameshi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Daemon Mustacho!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Aleksandr Martynov and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Urameshi punishes Mustacho's body with a nice straight punch.
A solid leg kick lands there for Urameshi.
Mustacho on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Urameshi. Urameshi obviously looking to wear him down.
Urameshi turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Mustacho takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Urameshi looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Mustacho connects with a jab.
Urameshi uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mustacho.
Urameshi scores with a push kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mustacho avoids the head kick by Urameshi.
Mustacho loads up on a big right hand but Urameshi slips the punch.
Urameshi thumps Mustacho with a low kick.
Urameshi looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Urameshi lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Urameshi moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Mustacho on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Urameshi looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Urameshi explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Urameshi catches Mustacho with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Mustacho throws a one two combo.
Urameshi lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Urameshi throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Urameshi stalks Mustacho and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Mustacho's face. Mustacho staggers backwards, shaken.

It looks like Daemon Mustacho has been cut.
Urameshi misses with a hook. Mustacho ducked under it nicely.
Urameshi throws a head kick that misses.
Urameshi scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Urameshi throws a series of strikes that have Mustacho backpedaling.
Urameshi scores with a shot to the body.
Urameshi lands a leg kick that knocks Mustacho off balance momentarily.
A swing and a miss from Mustacho.
Urameshi throws a sloppy head kick and Mustacho moves out of range easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho avoids the head kick by Urameshi.
Mustacho walks into a stiff left hand from Urameshi.
Urameshi tries to land a front kick but Mustacho steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Mustacho blocks a head kick by Urameshi.
Urameshi tries a head kick but it misses.
Mustacho thows a left - swing and a miss!
Urameshi checks a low kick from Mustacho.
Urameshi tries to land a leg kick but Mustacho saw it coming and moves away.
Urameshi throws a wild body kick that Mustacho sees coming a mile off.
Urameshi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mustacho was well out of range. Poor timing from Urameshi.
Mustacho swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Mustacho on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Urameshi explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Urameshi throws a wild body kick that Mustacho sees coming a mile off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Urameshi.
Urameshi jabs Mustacho to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Urameshi throws a quick inside leg kick.
Urameshi thows a body shot but no joy.
Mustacho takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Mustacho pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mustacho scores with a hook.
Urameshi darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Urameshi swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Mustacho lands a slapping body shot.
Urameshi throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Mustacho makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Urameshi on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Urameshi throws a low kick, looking for Mustacho's leg but Mustacho calmly moves out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mustacho connects with a leg kick. Urameshi looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Urameshi misses with an uppercut.
Urameshi lands with a thumping leg kick.
Mustacho takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Mustacho keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Urameshi throws a nice outside leg kick.
A shot to the liver by Urameshi. Beautiful body shot.
Urameshi is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Mustacho takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Urameshi fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Mustacho has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Mustacho's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A nice inside leg kick there by Mustacho. That's going to slow Urameshi down.
Urameshi takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Urameshi throws a half hearted mid kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Urameshi steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mustacho.
Urameshi is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Urameshi throws a head kick that Mustacho semi-blocks.
Urameshi tries to land a leg kick but Mustacho saw it coming and moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yusuke Urameshi dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Daemon Mustacho's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Urameshi connects with a high kick.
Urameshi throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Urameshi finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Urameshi throws a front kick that sends Mustacho stumbling back into the cage.
Mustacho slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Urameshi throws a right and a left that both miss.
Urameshi lands a nice looking kick to the body. Mustacho takes a step back to recover.
Urameshi is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mustacho can do to turn this around?
A low kick from Urameshi misses
and Mustacho counters with a slapping leg kick.
Urameshi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Urameshi throws the left hand but Mustacho avoids the punch easily.
Urameshi moves out of range of the body kick.
Urameshi tries to work over Mustacho's front leg with a kick but Mustacho checks it.
Mustacho avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Mustacho keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Urameshi.
Urameshi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Yusuke Urameshi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mustacho throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That kick from Urameshi tenderised Mustacho's leg. Mustacho is trying to keep his angry face on.
Urameshi gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Mustacho doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Mustacho swinging wildly here.
Mustacho misses with a body kick.
Sloppy strikes from Urameshi. Those never looked like landing.
Urameshi misses with a wild body shot.
Mustacho gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Mustacho on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Mustacho connects with a body shot that sends Urameshi's belly button to the back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Urameshi throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Urameshi throws a nice outside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mustacho lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Urameshi misses with an attempted mid kick.
Mustacho scores with a crisp jab that stopped Urameshi in his tracks.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Mustacho might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Urameshi has got the better of the exchanges.
Mustacho uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Urameshi.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Urameshi, right into the meat.
Mustacho smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Urameshi lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Mustacho is breathing heavily.
Urameshi connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Mustacho's hands.
Mustacho takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Mustacho has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Urameshi.
Urameshi dips to his left and cracks Mustacho with an uppercut!
Mustacho slips a jab from Urameshi.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Mustacho in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Urameshi misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Urameshi throws a half hearted mid kick.
Mustacho slips under a jab.
Good work by Mustacho as he checks the leg kick.
Urameshi throws a leg kick
and Mustacho counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Mustacho throws the kick towards the body but Urameshi avoids it.
Mustacho blocks a head kick by Urameshi.
Urameshi loads up on a big right hand but Mustacho slips the punch.
Mustacho connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Urameshi misses with a leg kick
and Mustacho counters with a two punch combo.
Urameshi looks to land a right hand but Mustacho moved out of range.
Mustacho missing with a left hand there. Urameshi was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mustacho steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Urameshi. That one must have hurt.
Nice body punch from Urameshi.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Urameshi connects with a single shot there.
Nice body punch from Urameshi.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Urameshi moves out of range of the leg kick from Mustacho.
Mustacho throws a head kick that Urameshi semi-blocks.
That kick from Mustacho tenderised Urameshi's leg. Urameshi is trying to keep his angry face on.
Urameshi fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Urameshi throws a leg kick but Mustacho sees it coming and moves out of range.
Urameshi throws a big shot that misses.
Urameshi looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A good leg kick by Urameshi.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Urameshi ducks under a wild hook from Mustacho.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Urameshi misses with a wild body shot.
Urameshi tries to work over Mustacho's front leg with a kick but Mustacho checks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yusuke Urameshi dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Daemon Mustacho's cut.
That's time! Urameshi's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Urameshi misses with a low kick as Mustacho jumps back.
Mustacho chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Urameshi can pounce on him.
Urameshi walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Mustacho checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Mustacho connects with a looping right hand.
Urameshi checks a leg kick.
Mustacho ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Urameshi displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mustacho throws out the jab.
Urameshi throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Urameshi throws a head kick but Mustacho moves out of range.
Urameshi connects with a solid leg kick.
and Mustacho counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Urameshi! He's just covering up as Mustacho starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Daemon Mustacho!
Daemon Mustacho seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.