PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Newton Grabapple (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Debby Snack Cakes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Grabapple
vs
Snack Cakes

188 cm
23
168 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

172 cm
25
155 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Newton Grabapple!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Debby Snack Cakes!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, John Roberts and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Grabapple clinches.
Snack Cakes looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Grabapple misses with a hook to the ribs.
A right handed body shot lands from Grabapple.
Snack Cakes tries to circle away but Grabapple has him pinned against the cage.
Grabapple lands a shoulder strike.
Grabapple lands a shoulder strike.
Grabapple works on Snack Cakes's body with a couple of short punches.
Grabapple working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Grabapple gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Snack Cakes wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Grabapple stalls.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabapple lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Snack Cakes can't break the clinch.
Grabapple throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Grabapple throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Snack Cakess head.
A hook to the body from Grabapple.
Grabapple works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Snack Cakes is trying to break the clinch but Grabapple is controlling him.
A hook to the body from Grabapple.
Snack Cakes looks winded!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Grabapple lands a shot to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Grabapple.
Grabapple digs a right hand underneath Snack Cakes's ribcage. Snack Cakes let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Grabapple lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Grabapple gets through Snack Cakes's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Grabapple lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Snack Cakes's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grabapple lands a left hand.
Grabapple works on Snack Cakes's body with a couple of short punches.
Grabapple lands a body punch.
A short right from Grabapple on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Grabapple.
Grabapple throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Snack Cakess head.
Grabapple lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Snack Cakes backwards.
Grabapple stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Grabapple.
Grabapple presses Snack Cakes against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Grabapple lands a left hand.
Grabapple scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short right from Grabapple on the inside.
Grabapple works on Snack Cakes's body with a couple of short punches.
Grabapple lands a hook to the side of the head.
Grabapple cracks Snack Cakes with a nice body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Grabapple.
Grabapple throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Grabapple works on Snack Cakes's body with a couple of short punches.
Nice body punch from Grabapple.
Grabapple scores with a shot to the side of Snack Cakes's head.
Grabapple lands an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from Grabapple.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A hook to the body from Grabapple.
Grabapple lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Snack Cakes.
Grabapple pushes Snack Cakes back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Grabapple stalls.
Snack Cakes tries to break free but Grabapple pushes him back against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Grabapple.
A right hand to the body from Grabapple.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grabapple pushes Snack Cakes back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right from Grabapple.
Grabapple digs a right hand into Snack Cakes's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Snack Cakes's gas tank.
Grabapple digs a right hand into Snack Cakes's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Snack Cakes's gas tank.
Grabapple lands a nice shot to the body.
Grabapple lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Grabapple's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Grabapple throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Snack Cakess head.
Grabapple presses Snack Cakes against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A bit of stalling here from Grabapple.
Grabapple lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Grabapple lands a body punch.
Grabapple scores with a nice hook to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Newton Grabapple dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Grabapple moves into the clinch.
Grabapple displaying some good clinch control by pressing Snack Cakes up against the cage.
Snack Cakes can't break the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Grabapple.
Newton Grabapple has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Grabapple gets through Snack Cakes's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Grabapple is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Grabapple has Snack Cakes pressed against the cage, preventing Snack Cakes from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Grabapple lands a right hand.
A frustrated look appears on Snack Cakes's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Grabapple lands a hook to the side of the head.
Snack Cakes is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snack Cakes wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A right hand to the body from Grabapple.
Grabapple lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Snack Cakes or not.
Grabapple lands a right hand that snaps the head of Snack Cakes backwards.
Nice body punch from Grabapple.
Come on Grabapple - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Snack Cakes takes a shot to the head.
Stalling in the clinch from Grabapple.
Grabapple working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A body shot lands from Grabapple.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Snack Cakes can't break the clinch.
Grabapple lands a shoulder strike.

Snack Cakes is rocked!
Grabapple leaning against his opponent.
Grabapple is working Snack Cakes over against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Grabapple.
Snack Cakes is still on wobbly legs! Can Grabapple finish him?
Grabapple lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Grabapple gets through Snack Cakes's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Grabapple stalling against the cage.
Grabapple is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Snack Cakes can do to turn this around?
A nice right hand lands inside from Grabapple.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Grabapple.
Grabapple dips a shoulder and cracks Snack Cakes with a mighty uppercut! Snack Cakes falls back against the cage and Grabapple unloads with a barrage of strikes! Snack Cakes is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Grabapple screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Newton Grabapple!