PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sub Artist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Armando Quetzalcoatl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quetzalcoatl has chosen J-Lo : On the Floor as his entrance music. Sub Artist is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Artist
vs
Quetzalcoatl

185 cm
29
260 lbs
18 - 4 - 1

202 cm
26
279 lbs
11 - 9 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Powerful

DJs Locker

Untouchable Fight Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Sub Artist!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Armando Quetzalcoatl!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quetzalcoatl tries to close the distance and clinch up but Artist swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Quetzalcoatl on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

It looks like Armando Quetzalcoatl has been cut.
Artist swats away the attempt to clinch by Quetzalcoatl.
Artist waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Quetzalcoatl.
Artist lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Quetzalcoatl is looking to clinch.
Quetzalcoatl wants to clinch
and Artist counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Quetzalcoatl moves into the clinch.
Quetzalcoatl landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Quetzalcoatl takes a shot to the head.
Quetzalcoatl unloads a knee to the mid-section. Artist lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Artist is trying to force a seperation but Quetzalcoatl has the dominant position.
Quetzalcoatl lands a left hand that snaps the head of Artist backwards.
Artist tries a body shot but Quetzalcoatl blocks it.
Quetzalcoatl with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Artist lands a body punch in the clinch.
Quetzalcoatl keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Artist's efforts to push away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quetzalcoatl scores with a knee to the head.

It looks like Sub Artist has been cut.
Quetzalcoatl tries to land a knee to the head but Artist blocks with his arms.
Quetzalcoatl tries a knee to the head but Artist blocks it.
Quetzalcoatl blocking some punches.
Quetzalcoatl lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Artist lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Artist avoids a wild elbow strike from Quetzalcoatl.
Quetzalcoatl with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Quetzalcoatl tries to land knees in the clinch but Artist avoids the damage to the body.
Quetzalcoatl keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Artist's efforts to push away.
Artist lands a body punch.
Quetzalcoatl looks winded!
Quetzalcoatl tries a knee to the head but Artist blocks it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Artist blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Artist wants to stall.
Quetzalcoatl throws an elbow but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Artist tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Artist looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Quetzalcoatl connects with a knee to the head.
A short left from Quetzalcoatl.
Artist goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Artist lands an uppercut.
Quetzalcoatl tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Artist tries to work over Quetzalcoatl's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Quetzalcoatl misses with an elbow over the top.
Artist can't find room to land a body shot as Quetzalcoatl controls the action.
Artist struggles to land a body shot inside as Quetzalcoatl controls his hands.
Quetzalcoatl lands a knee to the head.
Quetzalcoatl using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Artist has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Artist blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Quetzalcoatl blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Artist lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quetzalcoatl with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Quetzalcoatl tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Artist avoids it.
Artist swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Quetzalcoatl has Artist pressed against the cage, preventing Artist from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Quetzalcoatl blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Quetzalcoatl with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Artist goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Artist lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Quetzalcoatl prevents Artist from breaking the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Quetzalcoatl.
Artist misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Quetzalcoatl is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Artist is defending well for now.
Quetzalcoatl connects with a knee to the head.
Quetzalcoatl misses with a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Quetzalcoatl.
A nice left hand lands by Artist.
Quetzalcoatl using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Artist has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Artist lands a body shot in the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Artist has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Quetzalcoatl blocks an uppercut.
Quetzalcoatl throws a knee to the head but misses.
Quetzalcoatl has Artist pressed against the cage, preventing Artist from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Quetzalcoatl misses with an elbow over the top.
Quetzalcoatl looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Artist misses with a punch to the body.
Quetzalcoatl trying to land knees to the body.
Artist lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Artist takes an elbow to the forehead.
Artist tries to work over Quetzalcoatl's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Artist tries to work over Quetzalcoatl's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Quetzalcoatl misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Artist.
Quetzalcoatl misses with a knee strike.
Artist is looking to break free of the clinch but Quetzalcoatl has double underhooks.
Artist lands a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Sub Artist will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Quetzalcoatl is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Quetzalcoatl gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Quetzalcoatl tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Artist paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Quetzalcoatl gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Artist.

That has opened up Armando Quetzalcoatl's cut even more.
Artist attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Quetzalcoatl misses with a kick to the body.
Artist swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Artist misses with a straight left.
Artist tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Quetzalcoatl was well out of range. Poor timing from Artist.
Artist lands with a straight right. Quetzalcoatl didn't see that one coming.

Quetzalcoatl is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Quetzalcoatl tries to close the distance and clinch but Artist swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Quetzalcoatl tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Quetzalcoatl moves out of range of the strikes.
Quetzalcoatl gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Artist gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Quetzalcoatl is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sub Artist!