PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between New Update (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Daniel Omielanczuk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Update comes to the cage accompanied by beep. Omielanczuk comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Ona Tańczy Dla Mnie - Weekend kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Daniel Omielanczuk is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Update
vs
Omielanczuk

154 cm
25
130 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
184 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Dangerous GnP
Decent boxing
Intelligent

Dragon

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, New Update!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Daniel Omielanczuk!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Donald Grub and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Omielanczuk clinches with his opponent.
Update lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Omielanczuk backwards.
Update pushes Omielanczuk back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Omielanczuk is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Update to keep the fight standing.
Omielanczuk tries to pull guard but Update won't allow it.
Update leaning his opponent against the cage.
A hook to the body from Update.
Update lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Omielanczuk or not.
Update lands a hook that snaps the head of Omielanczuk backwards.
Omielanczuk tries to pull guard but Update holds him up against the cage and eventually Omielanczuk drops back down to his feet.
New Update has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Daniel Omielanczuk.
Update lands an elbow inside.
Update scores with a hook to the body.
Update avoiding damage.
Omielanczuk takes a shot to the head.
Update softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Update lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A right handed body shot lands from Update.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Update digs a right hand underneath Omielanczuk's ribcage. Omielanczuk let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short uppercut from Update.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from Update.
Omielanczuk tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Omielanczuk looks winded!
Update lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Update lands a shot to the body.
Update could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.

Omielanczuk decides to pull guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Update trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Update looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Update wants to pass the guard but Omielanczuk is keeping the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Omielanczuk striking off his back but it's not causing Update any problems.
Update looking to pass the guard.
Update controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of New Update.

Omielanczuk gets a clinch.
Update lands a nice uppercut.
Omielanczuk takes an elbow to the forehead.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Knees in the clinch landing for Update.
Omielanczuk is trying to pull guard but Update has him pressed against the cage.
Update presses Omielanczuk against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Update lands a body punch in the clinch.
Update lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Update works on Omielanczuk's body with a couple of short punches.
Update lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Update lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Update is leaning against Omielanczuk and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Update.
Update lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Omielanczuk.
Update dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Update pushes Omielanczuk back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Update lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Update lands with a short shot to the head.
Update lands a hook that snaps the head of Omielanczuk backwards.
Update pushes Omielanczuk back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Update.
Update lands a hook that snaps the head of Omielanczuk backwards.
Update works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Update lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Update lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Update is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Update scores a nice knee to the body.
Update lands an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Update.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Update.
A nice left hand lands by Update.
Update lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Omielanczuk.
A left hand lands to the body for Update.
Update stalling.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Update creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Update scores with a hook to the body.
Update lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Omielanczuk is rocked!
Good body shot from Update.
Omielanczuk takes a shot to the head.
Omielanczuk is still on wobbly legs! Can Update finish him?
Update lands with a right to the head.
Update lands a hook that snaps the head of Omielanczuk backwards.
Update lands with a light punch inside.
Update lands a big right hand that drops Omielanczuk! The killer instinct kicks in and Update finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Update!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). New Update!
New Update was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.