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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jango Fett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Funny Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fett comes to the cage accompanied by Jango Fett Unleashed. On his way into the cage it seems that Jango Fett has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Jango Fett seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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159 lbs
11 - 3 - 0 |
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162 lbs
11 - 6 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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ADCC Champion
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jango Fett!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Funny Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Marco Blurström and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fett looks to score with a jab to the body but Jobber is just out of range.
Jobber connects with a single shot there.
Jobber uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fett.
Jobber works the jab nicely.
Fett throws a jab but it's blocked by Jobber.
Fett scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jobber doesn't seem bothered though.
Fett wants to clinch.
Fett connects with a jab.
Fett moves out of range of the body kick from Jobber.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fett scores with a jab to the body.
Fett jabs Jobber to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Fett takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Fett looks to throw the jab but Jobber is out of range.
Jobber doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jobber avoids the body shot from Fett.
Fett chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Jobber misses with a wild body shot.
Jobber cracks Fett with an open hand slap.
Jobber slips a jab from Fett.
Jango Fett is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fett swings for the body but Jobber moves out of range.
Jobber walks into a left hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fett tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jango Fett seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fett misses with a wild combination.
Fett throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jobber misses the shot to the body.
Fett lands with a thumping leg kick.
Fett wants to land a leg kick but Jobber is out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fett takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Fett defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Jobber.
Fett misses with a right hand
and Jobber counters with a nice uppercut.
Fett just misses with a punch to the body.
Fett throws a shot from downtown. Jobber moves away and avoids it.
Fett throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Jobber on the side of the head.
Fett bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jobber's head backwards.
Fett loads up on a big right hand but Jobber slips the punch.
Fett ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jobber moves away.
Jobber fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fett manages to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jobber looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Fett scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Fett misses the body punch
enabling Jobber to counter with a crisp jab.
Jobber throws a sloppy head kick
and Jobber takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fett swings widly with a right hand
and Jobber counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fett is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jobber.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A telegraphed right hand from Fett misses the target.
Jobber walks into a left hand.
Fett avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jango Fett dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Fett throws a big shot that misses.
Jobber dodges the punch combination from Fett.
Fett throws a hook but Jobber avoids it easily.
Jobber looks for a takedown but Fett sprawls well.
Jango Fett is winning the standup battle so far.
Fett thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Jobber if he has to take too many more of those.
Jobber throws a low kick, looking for Fett's leg but Fett calmly moves out of range.
Fett misses with an uppercut
and Jobber counters with a nice uppercut.
Fett throws a body punch but Jobber moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fett tries to land a front kick but Jobber steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jobber staying out of range there.
Jobber throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jobber on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fett swings for the body but Jobber moves out of range.
Jobber with a poor takedown
and Fett counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jobber thinking.
Fett swinging wildly here.
Jobber pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fett swings widly with a right hand
enabling Jobber to counter with a crisp jab.
Fett fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jobber, pushing him back against the cage.
Fett swings wildly with an uppercut but Jobber uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jobber tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Jango Fett has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Funny Jobber.
Jobber tries to score a body lock takedown but Fett shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Jobber jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Fett walks away with a smile on his face. Jobber gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Jobber moves out of range as Fett strikes.
Fett swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Jobber connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jobber throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fett, right into the meat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fett.
Fett fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jobber manages to avoid it.
Jobber shoots in for a takedown but Fett shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Fett misses with a double jab.
Fett avoids the body shot from Jobber.
Jobber misses with a leg kick
and Fett counters with a slapping leg kick.
Fett misses with a left hand
and Jobber cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fett slips under a jab from Jobber.
Jobber lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jobber looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Fett clinches with his opponent.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fett.
Jobber is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Fett to keep the fight standing.
Jobber tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Fett lands a left hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fett lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short uppercut from Fett.
Fett is leaning against Jobber and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Fett scores with a nice hook to the head.
The referee calls for Fett to work.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fett lands a shoulder strike.
Fett lands with a short shot to the head.
Fett holding his opponent close, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jango Fett dominated that second round.
That's time! Fett's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Fett misses with a right hand
and Jobber counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jobber moves out of range of the leg kick from Fett.
Fett throws a poor cross that misses
and Jobber counters with a shoot takedown. Fett fights it but they end up in guard.
Fett looking to control.
Jobber trying to control the position from guard on top but Fett is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fett is trying to control the position but Jobber postures up.
Jobber pushing down on Fett's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fett is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Fett is working hard here to advance position.
Jobber trying to control the pace.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Jobber moves out of range of the leg kick from Fett.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fett throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jobber scores with a takedown into Fett's guard.
Jobber is looking to pass into half guard but Fett pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Fett is in guard.
Jobber keeping full guard, as Fett tries to pass.
Fett wants to control from the top but Jobber keeps moving.
Fett loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fett throws a big right hand that misses.
Fett working some strikes from top position.
Fett throws an elbow that misses. Jobber uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Fett's guard. Nice move by Jobber!
Jobber tries to free his leg and advance position but Fett is retaining full guard.
Jobber's corner is telling him to maintain position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Fett is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Funny Jobber has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Jobber closes the distance and clinches up with Fett, looking for a takedown. Jobber pushes Fett against the cage but Fett circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jobber slips under a jab from Fett.
Funny Jobber has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jobber will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
And that's the end of the fight!
Funny Jobber comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Fett has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 29:28
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 29:28
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jango Fett!
An intense looking Jango Fett took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Funny Jobber - the most unfunny and most boring one trick pony I've ever met. This guy is far from a MMA fighter. Im not a religious person but please dear GOD I hope I dont have to meet this jackass ever again.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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