PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Robert Glenn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Happy Sack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Glenn's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Say It Aint So by Weezer. Robert Glenn could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Happy Sack's chin.

Glenn
vs
Sack

182 cm
20
180 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

180 cm
20
181 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Robert Glenn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Happy Sack!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Reed Andrews and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sack misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sack throws a push kick but Glenn slaps the foot to one side.
Sack wants to clinch up but Glenn keeps it at a distance.
Sack darts in trying to clinch

so Glenn counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Glenn preventing the sweep.
Glenn pushing down on Sack's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Well, if Glenn is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Sack can do anything to dispel that myth.
Glenn throwing shots but Sack is blocking nicely.
Glenn passes the guard and advances to mount!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sack tries to hold on but Glenn pushes him away.
Glenn tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Glenn's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Sack tries to hold on but Glenn postures up.
Glenn tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Glenn cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Glenn looking to control and managing it successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sack is desperately trying to improve his position but Glenn has a good base and remains in mount.
Glenn punching from mount but Sack doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Glenn has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Sack's face.
Sack is desperately trying to improve his position but Glenn has a good base and remains in mount.
Sack really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Glenn. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Glenn can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Sack is looking to escape.

Glenn moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Sack has worked his arm free - good work by Sack!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here as Glenn stalls from top position.
Glenn has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Robert Glenn dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Sack tries to clinch up

and Glenn counters with a nice double leg into side control. Sack won't be happy with that.
Sack wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Sack avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Glenn.
Glenn takes a little break here. Sack wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Glenn wants to lay and pray for a moment but Sack keeps working.
Glenn prevents Sack from escaping the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Glenn is working Sack over with some ground and pound from side control.
Sack takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Sack trying to remain calm as Glenn controls from the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Glenn goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Sack rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Glenn's guard! Nice work there by Sack!
Sack in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Glenn manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Glenn won't let Sack get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Glenn landing strikes, looking to finish!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Glenn lands a nice shot to the head.
Glenn looking to finish with strikes here!
Glenn content just to control the position here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Glenn can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Sack is looking to escape.
Sack is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Glenn cracks Sack with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Sack wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Glenn.
Glenn has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Sack's face.
Glenn content just to control the position here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Glenn tries to control but Sack wriggling away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Robert Glenn dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Glenn circles away from the clinch attempt.
Sack wants to clinch.

Sack clinches up with Glenn and pushes him back against the cage.
Glenn takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Robert Glenn has been cut.
Sack lands an elbow inside.
Glenn avoids the elbow strike from Sack, against the cage.
Glenn is looking for a takedown.
Sack misses with a knee to the head.

Sack breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sack tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Glenn counters with a single leg into guard. Sack didn't expect that.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Glenn controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Sack is pulling down on Glenn's head to control his posture.
Glenn is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Glenn trying to control the position from guard on top but Sack is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Glenn preventing the sweep.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Robert Glenn.
Sack wants to clinch

and Glenn counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Sack!
Sack is trying to escape the position but Glenn is controlling the position.
Glenn passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Sack!
Glenn controlling his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Glenn working for a guillotine from mount but Sack is in no mood to give up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sack takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Glenn controlling the position easily from mount.
Glenn has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Sack taking shots to the head.
Glenn landing shots from mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sack is squirming around, avoiding Glenn's attempts to control the action.
Sack keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Sack wants to try and get back to his feet.
Glenn tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Happy Sack has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

And that's the end of the fight!
Robert Glenn showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Glenn, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 30:27
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Robert Glenn!
A very excited looking Robert Glenn made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.