PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nick Drake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pauly Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Drake might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Blitzkrieg Bop. Boy is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Smiley - Dead Man Walking. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Drake
vs
Boy

180 cm
34
175 lbs
20 - 15 - 0

181 cm
30
175 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Damnfield clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Nick Drake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pauly Boy!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Summer Carpenter and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boy scores with a nice right hand.
Boy misses with a looping right.
Boy lands a really nice looking cross but Drake seems unphased.
Boy stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

Drake is rocked!
Boy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Oh Drake is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Boy lands with a cross.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crack! Boy connects with the perfect overhand right and Drake falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Boy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pauly Boy!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Pauly Boy made sure he mentioned Damnfield clothing, along with how happy he was to win his fight.