PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ouriel Semiazas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lance Uppercut (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uppercut is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: I present to you; The Amazing Human Being. Lance Uppercut is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Semiazas
vs
Uppercut

199 cm
32
275 lbs
24 - 11 - 0

186 cm
28
201 lbs
20 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ouriel Semiazas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Lance Uppercut!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Matti Vanhoillinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Uppercut throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Uppercut gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Semiazas counters with a leg kick.
Uppercut misses with a body shot.
Semiazas scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

It looks like Lance Uppercut has been cut.

Semiazas feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Uppercut sprawling to the canvas! Uppercut rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Semiazas finish him?!

Uppercut is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Uppercut throws a combination that misses
and Semiazas counters with a slapping leg kick.
Uppercut cracks a nice hook into Semiazas's ribs.
Uppercut shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Good shot there by Uppercut.
Uppercut digs a good hook to Semiazas's body.
Uppercut is looking to score with low kicks.
Uppercut fails to land the takedown.
Uppercut uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Semiazas.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Semiazas swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Semiazas scoring well with a low kick there.
Uppercut throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.

Uppercut manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Semiazas on his heels. He'll look to pass Semiazas's guard now, I'm sure.
Semiazas will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Uppercut working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Semiazas working a defensive guard here.
Uppercut trying to control the position from guard on top but Semiazas is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Semiazas keeping full guard, as Uppercut tries to pass.
Semiazas is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Semiazas keeping moving, preventing Uppercut from controlling successfully.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Semiazas connects with a right hand. Uppercut shakes it off.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Uppercut shoots in looking for a takedown but Semiazas manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Uppercut's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Ouriel Semiazas has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lance Uppercut.
Uppercut lands with a good body shot.
Uppercut takes a swing at Semiazas's ribcage but misses.
Lance Uppercut seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
An inside leg kick lands from Semiazas.
Uppercut keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Semiazas.
Semiazas throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Uppercut shoots in looking for a takedown. Semiazas tries to sprawl out of it but Uppercut keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Semiazas manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

Semiazas gets caught napping as Uppercut dives in and scores a takedown. Semiazas manages to retain guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Semiazas trying to keep a closed guard but Uppercut is proving a slippery customer.
Semiazas wants to sweep here but Uppercut controlling him for the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Uppercut postures up in Semiazas's guard and throws a big left but Semiazas blocks it.
Semiazas keeping moving, preventing Uppercut from controlling successfully.
Uppercut in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Uppercut distracts Semiazas with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Semiazas keeping full guard, as Uppercut tries to pass.
Semiazas tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Semiazas pulls Uppercut in close to prevent any damage.
Semiazas working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Uppercut.
Semiazas looking to hit a scissor sweep but Uppercut is one step ahead there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Semiazas has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Uppercut landing some decent shots from guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ouriel Semiazas dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lance Uppercut's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Uppercut walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Semiazas checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Semiazas dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Uppercut misses with a double jab.
Semiazas takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Uppercut misses with a hook. Semiazas ducked under it nicely.
Semiazas takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Semiazas pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice body punch from Uppercut.
Semiazas moves away from the strike by Uppercut.
Good work by Semiazas as he checks the leg kick.
Uppercut is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Semiazas rather than just go for the knockout.
Semiazas moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Semiazas getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

That has opened up Lance Uppercut's cut even more.
Uppercut cracks a nice hook into Semiazas's ribs.
Nice sprawl there from Semiazas as Uppercut shoots in.
Uppercut slips a straight right by Semiazas.
Uppercut slips a straight right by Semiazas.
Uppercut shoots in for a double leg but Semiazas sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Ouriel Semiazas is winning the standup battle so far.
Uppercut wants to slow Semiazas down by chopping away at his legs.
Semiazas thows a left - swing and a miss!
Uppercut has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Semiazas.
Semiazas throws a body kick that misses.
Uppercut checks a leg kick.

Semiazas lands a big head kick that sends Uppercut tumbling to the mat! Semiazas takes a step backwards and waves Uppercut back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Uppercut is still on wobbly legs! Can Semiazas finish him?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Uppercut fails with a takedown attempt.
Ouriel Semiazas has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lance Uppercut.
Semiazas connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Uppercut walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Semiazas! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ouriel Semiazas!
Ouriel Semiazas seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.