PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Leg Sweeperton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Larry David (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sweeperton comes to the cage accompanied by Sexy Body Girl. David comes into a darkened arena with his song building. PRINCE RAMA - RAGHUPATI kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Sweeperton
vs
David

170 cm
31
167 lbs
22 - 7 - 0

180 cm
28
160 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Counter fighter
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Leg Sweeperton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Larry David!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, John Roberts and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sweeperton has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from David.
Sweeperton swings away with a body shot that misses

and David holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
A knee to the head by David.
David can't find room to land a body shot as Sweeperton controls the action.
David is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. David obliges.
Sweeperton is trying to work for a single leg takedown but David pulls him back up using the underhooks.
A right hand to the body from David.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
David lands a nice shot to the body.
A short body shot lands from David as the two fighters clinch.
David pushes Sweeperton back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sweeperton is breathing heavily.
David lands with a short head shot on the inside.
David prevents a takedown attempt there.
David putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Sweeperton in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.

David breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sweeperton takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
David moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

It looks like Leg Sweeperton has been cut.
David lands a body shot.
Sweeperton fakes high and swings low for a body shot but David manages to avoid it.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from David - that will leave a mark!
David works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
David uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Sweeperton has time to react.
David feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Sweeperton's calf.
Sweeperton gets cracked with a nice right hand there by David.
Sweeperton avoids the head kick by David.
David feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Sweepertons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
David jabs Sweeperton right on the nose. Sweeperton blinks but takes it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
David lands a really nice looking cross but Sweeperton seems unphased.
Sweeperton jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sweeperton looks to throw a body kick
and David counters with a straight right hand.
David scores with a push kick.
David is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Sweeperton had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Sweeperton tries to clinch but David is having none of it.
David defending well as Sweeperton loads up on a big left hand.
David throws a body punch but Sweeperton moves out of range.
Sweeperton takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
David lands with a right hand.
Sweeperton walks into a straight right hand from David.
A shot to the body from Sweeperton misses

and David moves into the clinch.
Sweeperton goes for a takedown attempt but David pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Leg Sweeperton. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sweeperton throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sweeperton fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by David.
Larry David is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
David goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Sweeperton misses with a hook to the body
and David makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Sweeperton really felt that one!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Sweeperton.
Sweeperton takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
David stuffs the takedown.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
David throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Sweeperton stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
David lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
David lands with a nice body kick.
Sweeperton takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Good leg kick by David there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
David has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

David closes the distance and pushes Sweeperton back into the cage.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Sweeperton. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
David digs a right hand into Sweeperton's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sweeperton's gas tank.
Sweeperton is looking for a takedown up against the cage. David gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
David lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
David lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
David lands a knee to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from David.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Larry David dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Leg Sweeperton's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

David looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
David throws a body punch but Sweeperton moves out of range.
Sweeperton tries for a takedown but David sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
No luck for Sweeperton with that takedown attempt.
Sweeperton looks to land a body kick but David moved away.
David changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
David thumps Sweeperton with a low kick.
Sweeperton has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
David digs a good body shot into Sweeperton's ribs.
David delivers a nice body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

David moves into range and clinches up with Sweeperton.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Knees to the body from David.
David crunches a lovely knee into Sweeperton's ribcage.

David escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
David scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
David connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

David closes the distance and pushes Sweeperton back into the cage.
David is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

David escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
David ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
David moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
David with a jab.
Sweeperton takes one to the chin there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sweeperton walks into a left hand.
Sweeperton is looking to clinch.

David gets a clinch.
Sweeperton tries to score a body lock takedown but David shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Leg Sweeperton. That's going to take a lot out of him.
David lands a nice uppercut.
David connects with a nasty looking knee right to Sweeperton's face.
Sweeperton is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
David working Sweeperton over with knees to the body.
David makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

David manages to break the clinch.
David dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Sweeperton. That did some damage!
Sweeperton steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from David. That one must have hurt.
Sweeperton doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sweeperton on the wrong end of a nice hook.
David ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
An inside leg kick lands from David.
David lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
David lands with a kick to the ribs.
David connects with a right hand. Sweeperton shakes it off.
A kick lands to the mid section there for David.
David bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sweeperton closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Sweeperton closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Sweeperton is looking to wear down David with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
David bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Sweeperton's head backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
David fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
David lunges at Sweeperton with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Sweeperton's hand.
David stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

Sweeperton is rocked!
An inside leg kick lands from David.
Oh Sweeperton is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from David! Sweeperton is out on his feet! David rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Sweeperton is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Sweeperton is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Larry David!
An intense looking Larry David took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Man I am so glad I was able to get the win tonight! That guy was one heck of a pain in the ass! Oi ! He took one heck of a whollop ! If I hadn't one this fight my manager was planning on giving me the axe, so it's good to know you all will be seeing me again! Bagles and locks on me at the deli'.